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“I think the reason I love howl and Sophie from howls moving castle as a couple so much is that they fit a very specific niche of “straight couple” that I love. Which is bisexual woman who prefers women falling in love with bisexual man who prefers men and both of them being VERY surprised about it.

Bonus points if the woman is super grumpy and the man is a huge twink.

Another great example of this is Benedick and Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing. If it must be heterosexual, it’s gotta be those guys.”

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@kyoya.supremacy(she/her)

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Two characters that I refuse to believe share the same voice actor (dub): L (Death note) and Julian (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper)

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@magicalbay(she/her)

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Audio: "Dancing Queen" by ABBA

I'm not the Main Character, I'm the chaotic extrovert who would die for you: Charlotte (Princess and the Frog), Effie (Hunger Games), Tinker Bell, Jesus.

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@bertiebatrachos(they/them): odysseus is in there twice bc i got my following on here for odysseus slander

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"Achilles doing nothing for 2/3 of the Iliad despite being the main character" Achilles coming into frame, sitting down, and wrapping a blanket around himself.

"Odysseus taking ten years to complete what should've been a two week sail." Odysseus coming into frame looking around, pointing, and leaving.

"Aeneas handling the worst breakup known to man." Aeneas standing in fire.

"Paris starting a war and then being too much of a wet wipe to fight." Paris holding up a stick, looking at it, shrugging, tossing it, and sitting down.

"Agamemnon killing his daughter just for favorable wind." Stabbing a teddy bear with a wooden knife.

"Hector being misogynistic to his wife who has just given him perfectly legitimate battle advice." Hector holding the wooden knife and arguing.

"Odysseus coming home with none of the 600 men he set out to Troy with." Odysseus opening the door, counting on his fingers, thinking, looking behind him, and shrugging.

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@mylesranger: Make sure Seb sees this one on his secret account

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A cover of the WandaVision theme song (but singing "the falcon and the winter soldier" instead) plays over two friends playing as bucky and sam. Bucky teaches Sam how to play guitar on the couch with his arms wrapped around him. Bucky lies on top of Sam as he does pushups. Sam throws the Captain America shield at Bucky and he catches it in his mouth.

Sam, entering the house and holding the Captain America shield: "I'm so tired of being the new Captain America, having to carry around this rock solid, hard shield all day."

Bucky, lying on the couch: "I got something rock solid, hard, and vibranium for you falcon."

Sam: "What do you mean, Bucky?"

Bucky: "You know what I mean. Take a seat."

Sam sits down and lifts up the shield to cover their heads as they both lean into each other. An "ooh" track plays. The camera pans over to the door where Steve has opened the door and is in shock. A laugh track plays. The frame freezes and the words: "tune in next week to see how Steve reacts to Sam and Bucky doing more than just flag smashing" appear over it.

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@peggeroni(all pronouns): I used the Just Dance 2 dance

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Nurse: "Alright. So, before we return your blood work, we have a few mandatory questions. Number one: are you a practicing homosexual?"

Patient: *confused* "Do I- do I practice?"

A harp plays and the video distorts, signalling the beginning of a flashback. Here we see the patient dancing to an interpretative version of the Just Dance 2 choreography to Britney Spear's "Toxic." The flashback ends.

Patient: "Yeah, I practiced today."

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@backwoodphil

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A girl holds up a cone with chocolate ice cream in it. She then flips it over and eats it, starting at the bottom of the cone and working her way to the scoop of ice cream.

Phil pours milk into a white bowl, pours cinnamon toast crunch next, places a fork inside the bowl, then picks up the bowl and drops it on the kitchen floor so that it shatters.

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@my0hmaya(she/her): yes i love howl’s moving castle. yes i only understand about 60% of the plot. we exist.

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Captions:

Person 1: "I understand howl's moving Castle to a certain level."

Person 2: "What's the curse that howl's under?"

Person 1: "...heart???"

Audio:

Tom Holland: "I understand Spanish to a certain level."

Interviewer: "Cuantos anos tienes?"

Tom Holland: "Hmmm... London?"

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@bob.reese: Location: @motivemovement in Greenville, South Carolina! Come swing on stuff and have fun with me here! 😂 I’ll teach you sick moves like this

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Bob is in a gym standing in front of the railing on the second floor and holding onto a ring that is attached to the ceiling by a rope.

Person filming: "Bob, this is not a good idea. Don't do that."

Bob: "Na-ah, dude, it's fun"

Bob jumps, swinging.

Bob: "I'm on X-games mode"

Bob crashes into an entire stack of mats.

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@sooonotpro(she/her): and my defense goes ‘I’m not starting in the middle of a thought this is the development of your thought’

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Audio: an edited version of "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3 so the lyrics are swapped

Caption: "when someone says something that makes me realize other things"

Lyrics: T-tell your beef, if he says he's got boyfriend.

Caption: "*processing*"

Lyrics: That I'm scared of him and I ain't fucking vegetarian.

Caption: "launching into an evolved version of the previous conversation with zero context"

Lyrics: She want to touch me, woo-ooh. She wants to love me, woo-ooh.

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@girnaranand: Anyways how are y’all doing besties?

Transcript: [[MORE]] "I for one will never understand people who are like, 'I don't understand how anybody could date a trans woman and then call themselves straight. Because that just means your partner used to be a man and that's gay.' Um, Connor? Isn't your girlfriend an ex-child by that logic? Okay, come through Jeffrey Epstein."

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@calmdownace(they/them): Reply to @makesoupnotwar YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT!

Video Description: [[MORE]] Reply to previous video: "no bc the fact that it's after P???? P???!?!!! ITS WRONG"

Ace: "I feel like, fucking, you get it. It should be"

*sings the alphabet but with q moved to after t*:

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p r s t q u v w x y and z,

because aesthetically, 'q' deserves to be pushed back in the line."

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@ponderollaalex: my uber driver wanted me to know he supports gay people

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Alex is sitting in the backseat of a car with a black face mask on.

Uber Driver: all the gay guys, they're all peace loving people!

Alex: Amen

Uber Driver: Anytime I have the bomboclaat in my car, all these straight boys. Trouble!

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@girnaranand: Also why you sexualising minors

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Okay, I for one will never get the argument some people make for why girls should cover themselves up while they are in school being that boys are just more sexually driven. Because have you met a teenage girl?? They don't say anything, but they write everything. Who do you think is single-handedly carrying the entire fan fiction industry on their backs? What do you think keeps AO3 and Wattpad in business?

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@smoothbrainhours(he/him): draft

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I always hear people say: "oh, without the profit incentive, how would people ever be productive?" as if fan fiction writers don't exist.