the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
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This image was created by me btw. i drew it with my own two hands. youre welcome
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
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i went to the doctor and he said faggot! take some ibuprofen
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wrist appointment in 2 days 💪 we finally find out if i'll be able to write properly again
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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this is so sad 100 like
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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hilarious comment
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i dont want the skull curse any more
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guy who deserves to be chained up in the underground dungeon of an ancient decrepit castle: Hi.
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Horrifying things keep happening to tigers on tigers.com
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