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barnyard pals

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I have time manipulation powers when I'm high

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getting in a shady ass van and selling ice cream to peeps.

I ALSO GOT A SECRET MOTHERFUCKING MENU. :o)

@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

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ooc; Sorry in advance for the wonky post trimming. I’m having issues with xkit and I’m not totally sure how to fix them.

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@sea-m0nster started following you

SUP MOTHERFUCKER.

i dunno why this dumbass website ain't letting me ping ya. >:o(

OH MOTHERFUCKING WELL I GUESS.

what's shaking, homie?

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WHEN WAS THAT?

@parumnimiumque started following you

sup homeslice what's good with you?

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DAMN, SORRY TO HEAR THAT HOMIE.

fighting with the fam always is a motherfuckin headache.

I'M AIGHT, GOT SOME CASH TONIGHT AND JUST ROLLED UP HOME.

can't be too motherfuckin mad about that. :o)

@jadeyharls started following you

SUP MOTHERFUCKER.

what's good on this most miraculous saturday?

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YEAH?

silly like clown silly or silly like this shit is motherfuckin dumb silly?

@crepuxulum started following you

sup my homie ryda what is good up in this bitch today?

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#''= what's up though. for real =''

not much homie, just got home from a bit of my motherfuckin side hustle.

PROLLY GONNA KICK BACK WITH SOME WICKED ELIXIR.

watch videos about shit i ain’t actually care about til i go to sleep.

THE USUAL.

@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

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CAUSE IT'S POLITE TO ASK A MOTHERFUCKER WHAT'S UP.

@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

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I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY WAS BLOWING UP MY MOTHERFUCKING PHONE.

i kept letting it go to voice mail haha. :o)

nothing like your in-laws to be calling you to ask if the kid can come over and just saying no before hanging up

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they said if you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.

WELL IT'S MOTHERFUCKING TRUE.

if you got a sugar daddy paying for you and you can be doing passion projects for fun.

LIKE MY MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK.

love driving around and selling the goods to both kids and adults alike. ;o)

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CAN I HELP YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?

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OH, I MEAN MY FACE LIKE MAKEUP.

motherfuckin clown paint.

I USUALLY LIKE TO WEAR IT WHEN I'M OUT CAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE NOT WANNA MOTHERFUCKING TALK TO ME. :o)

you ain't been in a car?

WHAT ARE YOU, A MORMON?

@parumnimiumque started following you

sup homeslice what's good with you?

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@tekras-iszovh started following you

what's up motherfucker, thanks for the follow. :o)

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@jadeyharls started following you

SUP MOTHERFUCKER.

what's good on this most miraculous saturday?