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Yasuhiro: Did you know that absence makes the heart grow fonder? Kyoko: Wow, my dad must really love me!

Source: Cyanide and Happiness

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Shuichi: I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality.

Source: Texts From Last Night

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Miu: Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Source: Tumblr

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Monokuma: Where's my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.

Source: Texts From Last Night

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That confirms what we’ve all known all along. I’m a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.

Source: Texts From Last Night

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I feel every brain cell in my immortal body begin to perish in real time.

Source: The Homestuck Epilogues

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Of all my classmates, Makoto is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go getting all sappy.

Source: Parks and Recreation (“Smallest Park���)

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Kokichi: "Little" and "freak" are my favourite adjective noun combo. Like, not only are you peculiar in nature but you are also rather small.

Source: Tumblr

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Kaito: You can't transform numbers into other numbers like that. It'd just go on forever. That's like witchcraft.

Source: 8-Bit Theater

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Gonta: I may not have any brain cells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells.

Source: Tumblr

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"Distant relative"? I assume you are referring to my father?

Source: Tumblr

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Kokichi: My diagnosis? Rowdy little scoundrel disorder.

Source: Tumblr

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Ibuki: I'm a screamer… not sexually just life in general.

Source: Tumblr

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Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.

Source: Frozen (2013)

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Kokichi: If you can't say anything nice, you could say really awful things instead. It's an option.

Source: Twitter

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Maki: Kaito… Kaito: Oh, no. "Kaito" in "B" flat. You're disappointed.

Source: Brooklyn 99 (“The Apartment")

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Kiyotaka: I know you'd all rather be at home, binge-watching media content. Monokuma: Oh! I just started the second season of media content. No spoilers.

Source: Brooklyn 99 (“The Apartment")