dannythehomicidalmaniac

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

I haven't heard from Eve today. She's probably busy. It's no use. I'm stuck babysitting Kirsty for the meantime. Plus, she’s making me watch MLP. Yay 😒

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Already feeling sick. Well, at least we're more than halfway done with these

…

Sorry for grabbing your collar, that just really pissed me off, you know.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

He lets go of your collar and sits backs down but slouches.

…

Alright.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

His hand reaches out to grab hold of the collar of your shirt. 😡

No, man, you did what to Evelyn!? Did you at least make it up to her?

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

YOU WHAT!?

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Have you done something like this before? You know how bad was the last dare.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Ayo, this isn't my fault. It's that stupid truth or dare, anon.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Realizes what he said.

Hey, I mean, you're big guy. It can't affect you too much, right? You'll be fine. Oh god, I hope so.🤞

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

He finds himself laughing again.

Oh yeah, definitely. I was just kidding. You’re probably going to be very sick after all this smoking.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Heh heh, it's ok. I can't stay mad at my new smoking buddy.

He gives you a cheeky grin.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Yeah, but you didn't keep up with the lie, though.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

He hands you another cigarette and lights it for you.

Um, on the discussion of Eve, you know, I really wished you'd kept your mouth shut about the pack I stole. I got quite the scolding.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Uhhhh, a lot. Are you sure you've got the stomach for it?

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Hey, I won't tell her, but you know she cares about you, and from what she told me, she doesn't like seeing you drunk.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

Heh heh, yeah, you know Eve doesn't like alcoholics.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

I don't drink often, mainly because I can't stand the headache, but sometimes I sneak myself into my mom and Paul's stash.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.

[dannythehomicidalmaniac]

He lets out a pathetic but slightly sad laugh.

Sometimes I want to forget about being me in general.

Hey, open up. I know it's kind of weird that I know your address, but Eve had mentioned it to me in passing, so I'm here with the pack and lighter.

-Danny ☠️💚

Fuck. Okay, come on in. I'm lucky my parents aren't home.