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Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.

Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.

Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.

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Sooo- *cough*- tf portal au anyone?? >:]c

[au by ✨⭐️Keferon⭐️✨]

I’d like to thank all involved parties [*pulls out microphone* -“KEF and their army”] for fueling my afternoon, and granting me a reason to use the ominous audio that’s been hiding in my files for literal months 🫶😌

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fuckin based and also really fuckin funny, thank you FBG

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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Triangular Spiders - Arkys

I just found out about this genus, and HELLO !? !?! ! ? They are so beautiful, how do they even exist . . . I am speechlesss (but not really, because I am a yapper) . . . here is some information :

This genus can be found in Australia and on some of the surrounding islands. Additionally, they do not, actually, build webs. However, they can be found on leaves and flower buds.

Eitherway, a HUGE shout-out to this species ! !

Winged Arkys - Arkys alatus

Horned Arkys - Arkys cornutus

Arkys enigma

Walckenaer's Studded Triangular Spider - Arkys walckenaeri

Arkys brevipalpus

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Image sources:

1.

https://nl.pinterest.com/pin/402298179243214992/

2.

https://nl.pinterest.com/pin/402298179243214991/

3.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/201751642

4.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/203339540

5.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/260357790

6.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/267111238

7.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/198692698

8.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/9500501

9.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/35130602

10.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/35130605

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compliments from girls go hard

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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Long before the introduction of color film, a Russian chemist and photographer named Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky used an innovative technique. He took three individual black and white photos, each through a colored filter (red, green, and blue), to create fully colored, high-quality pictures. The photo of this woman, taken by him, is around 107 years old!

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My "100% Australian wool" is "made in China". They shipped this stuff halfway around the world, spun it, dyed it, then shipped it back. Every time I see shit like this I'm reminded of how absurd it is that worldwide wage inequality makes this the most cost effective solution.

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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I mean, what else is there to say? Dimension 20 - On A Bus was one of the greatest first episodes of D20 to date. Incredible players, stellar setting, and AMAZING DM-ing by Katie! For a first time running a game, she absolutely NAILED it. I had my doubts, but if there's anyone who can fill Brennan's American Girl Shoes, it's her. @dropoutdottv @dimension20official @gamechangershow, if you need someone to do character art for the new season, I'm your man!

(And to everyone else, I do actual D&D commissions if you're interested)

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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.