darklordsblog

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physically i'm here. mentally i'm in the van gogh museum admiring every piece of art.

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alcohol is cool but have you ever had anyone who dedicated i wanna be yours by arctic monkeys to you? yeah me neither. pass the bottle.

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the fact that i will never be able to know what my amortentia would smell like and what i would see in the mirror of erised is a huge tragedy.

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my villain origin story is the fact that it is impossible for me, in one life, to study classical studies, archeology, all the literature in the world; getting a degree in italian, german, greek, latin and french; learning how to play pianio and violen; working and always strolling around in a museum.

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a ravenclaw and a slytherin friendship is probably the most dangerous one.

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"be gay, do crime" but in greek or latin

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enough with all the "live, laugh, love" nonsense. i'mma do "rise, resist, revolt"

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Person: You have to leave your past behind and focus on the future

Me: *Can't even process the death of two gays that died in battle 3000 years ago *

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at this point, i don't want to have a job and make loads of money. i just wanna be that elegant woman who sits in her dainty bookstore and read all day sipping coffee while her s/o takes care of the store and they occassionally glance at each other affectionately and share quick kisses.

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Louis: I consider myself as a confident driver.

Harry: You just ran over Simon.

Louis: Yes. With confidence.

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Jugde: How do you plead?

Louis: *looks at Harry*

Harry: *mouths* Not guilty

Louis: Hot milky.

Harry: Just lock him up.

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Can you name one perfect love story where two people actually communicate? They are honest, they get hurt, they apologize, they forgive and they keep loving eachother more without ever keeping a grudge? Because if you can't, you gotta go read about Patroclus and Achilles in the song of achilles.

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We don't talk enough about how Chiron is the best wingman ever on Pelion:

Let's Patroclus stay with Achilles (stopping Thetis from being a cock block)

Secretly helps Patroclus find Achilles fave fruit for his birthday

Pretending to be tired so he can leave Achilles and Patroclus alone to have birthday sex

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patroclus: what the fuck is hook up culture?? throw a fig at me, fight a god and then drag our enemy's body around in my revenge

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The day Hozier will reference Achilles and Patroclus in his song

I can die peacefully

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the feminine urge to imagine pre-troy achilles dancing barefoot to that disney Tangled's medieval festival song

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Patroclus: *just breathing*

Achilles: I was made for loving you baby, you were made for loving me