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basically inspired by this

their in a circle. square? sqircle 👍 and also hug

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not normally one for ccs (no judgment, just not my thing) but my god the things i would let cc!impulse do to me

i would upend my entire life to be that man’s live-in cockwarmer. i know he fucks like a stallion i KNOW it i need him to impregnate me like yesterday. i need to teach him the wonders of men with pussies. im so normal.

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Cub: By the way, I've- I've now transitioned. (vine boom sound) I don't know if you guys have seen this but like slowly, I've been transitioning. (vine boom sound)

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Non-redstone trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers

Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend

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really do hate the wing ears. if people want bird traits on avians they should man up and give them the fucked up hole ears

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following my post about cursed etho facts, many of you have enlightened me to the fact that you STILL use double tap to sprint in the glorious modern times of 2024.

so we are going to see which method is superior:

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So I've been writing fanfic since 2017. In that time I have never once written an x reader fic or remotely considered it.

However that is about to change because I am SO DAMN HORNY FOR CC!IMPULSE I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THERE ARE NO X READER FIC WITH HIM OR HIS CUBITO (at least none that aren't f!reader) AND I JUST WANT A LITTLE FIC. SOBS. WHY AM I LIKE THIS I'VE NEVER BEEN LIKE THIS FOR ANY OTHER CC EVER WHAT IS IT AB IMPULSE.

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i needed to confess this somewhere cause holy shit it’s been on my mind,,,.,,

i need cc scar to breed me and get me pregnant over and over cause holyyyy fuck i’m so madly in love with him it’s not even funny, he’s so pretty it’s not FAIR

i’d love to just be tied up to his bedframe and so full of his cum hghvhb i need him to keep me as a pet

him using me as a cockwarmer while he’s calling his friends hghvhb or or him keeping me under his desk whilst he streams god

need him to call me a good boy im so horny for him . he should put me on a leash and treat me like a dog and fill me with pups

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🐺 anon you're my hero

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The clip of WHAT

I keep watching that clip of BDubs saying "faggot" and oh my god I want him to call me that while he makes me choke down his cock. I want him to mushroom stamp my cheek and cum all over my face and choke me and call me a stupid faggot for liking it.

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the hermits are stronger than me tbh if people asked for my ‘boundaries’ in the context they get asked i would not be able to take it seriously

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squeaky_toy_sound_effect.mp4

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You’re playing Minecraft, when all of the sudden you’ve fallen from a fatal height! Quick! What do you do?

(If you do multiple of these things, just pick the one you’re most likely to go for)

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collect my pages homie buddeh

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This woman was deemed “too gay and too powerful” for Hermitcraft Season 10

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so i first had this thought 3 days ago but i hadn't heard anyone else say anything about it until i saw someone mention it today on the subreddit. then again, i was offline most of the weekend. but has anyone else clocked the small creator AdieCraft as a potential new hermit? or at least did anyone else clock that Beef retweeted his latest video with a cryptic message and that the video itself directly referenced Grian's rift? because i have been mulling it over since saturday and wondering if it meant something or if we were being baited