every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs
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Tumblr is such a homosexual paradise
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I overheard this conversation earlier today
Girl: You think I can hold drink because I am Russian? That is stereotype.
Guy: Oh, sorry. I didnt mean to offend you. But can you?
Girl: Of course I can, Im Russian.
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