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draw this to feed my weird obsession........I'd love to see sebastian get skewered by undertaker's sticks in canon

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giving the reapers glow in the dark reflective eyes so when someone walks in on UT eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am he just looks like some cryptid

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HAPPY 18TH ANNIVERSARY, BLACK BUTLER!!!!!

These are my pieces for the discord server collab that we all did for the anniversary!!! The theme was “the characters in different media” and I chose Madoka Magica!!!

And here’s the collab edits!!!

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Undertoker AU headcanons:

🦴Covers his eyes with his hair cuz theyre bloodshot

🦴Bakes edibles daily for himself and visitors to the funeral parlor and gets offended if you reject them when offered

🦴Laughs at everything cuz he’s stoned outta his mind

🦴His parlor is illuminated solely by grow lights and it’s part jungle in there… I could say something fucked up about graveyard dirt… yes ok he grows the plants with graveyard dirt sure

🦴Undertoker turns the grounds at Phantomhive Manor into a giant weed farming operation after he infiltrated with RCiel, Sebastian and Ciel find it scandalous

🦴Naturally the ship of choice for this AU is Lau x Undertaker, let’s call it uh… Launder… wear?? Dude idk I’ve got nothing clever, Launderwear sure whatever hit me up with suggestions…Lundertaker??

🦴Relationship to the Phantomhives is he was Claudia’s plug

🦴Smells awful (like weed sorry I think it smells so bad!! 😂 oh and ass cuz he don’t bathe. Lovely.)

🦴Dreams about killing the queen and turning Buckingham Palace into the world’s largest dispensary

Please feel free to add your own!!! 👍☺️☺️

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IM CRYING

do you guys think this happened in canon

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Meyrin my glorious queen

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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE IDEA OF HIM BEING ANCIENT AS FUCK

I do gotta ask because I haven't seen this around before:

Who else thinks that Undertaker's shinigami serial number (136649) could just be his actual death date?

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Need I explain WHY this is Othello?

The sandal immediately explains it, car Othello real

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REAL

I rly need to draw the undertoker who wants to help me start spreading that AU??

Undertoker AU: everything is the same but Undertaker is a stoner and his biscuits are edibles, spread the word guys

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I actually demolished these once at like 11 pm and convinced myself that if was gonna have a heart attack to the point it actually caused a panic attack and I ended up in the hospital at like 1 am because of it 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

UT could demolish a dozen of these in a nanosecond

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Victorian bugs when you lift up the rock

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THEMMMMM

*COUGHS*

LESBIANS,,,

grell being pampered by women (possibly Mey-rin, Nina, Francis... And definitely Angelina...) i need her to be surrounded... For my sanity yes...

I gotchu..

Unfortunately the most pampered Grell would get from Francis is a badge of approval and being allowed to sleep in the same house as them

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GOD YOU ARE SO REAL FOR THIS. I imagine that at some point in their relationship, Sebastian doesn’t even have to ask for cuddles. Undertaker just knows that he needs to recharge by his body language <3

quick ramble before i sleep (yes it’s sebtaker related SHOCKER!!)

despite sebastian being a demon and having way more endurance and stamina, i think even he gets tired at times. he’s busy raising ciel and the servants (albeit UT helps at times but really only with ciel) and he’s also always doing most of the cooking and cleaning

we know seb can rebuild a whole manor in nanoseconds, but to me i like to think the more he uses his demonic powers the more he tires himself out. we have seen what he looks like when he’s tired/beat up (book of atlantic for reference), so im just curious about what he does to get his strength back

that’s where UT comes in.. because i think although seb isn’t the touchy one in their relationship, there are times where he cannot resist a good cuddle session with his weird husband. maybe even falling asleep in his arms and he ends up purring out of contentment

or even UT just offering to give him a massage (he’s got calloused hands ik that shit feels good) and that helps sebs old ass demon bones feel better GAGGHAGGHRGHGRHRR. ok ramble over :)

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how to hold an undertaker

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pov: you summon sebastian by offering kitties

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/Sir David Attenborough voice/ the mother demon scruffs her young by the top of his head and carries him away to safety

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hi grelliam nation 💯💯🔥🔥