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She got rich for it. I got smacked for it.  

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Somemtimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, other times I get out of the car with my seatbelt on.

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SpOnGeBoB

what is the meaning behind your url?

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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Our parents with technology

So my mom opened her messenger app of fb to show me something and then I saw the instagram icon on hers(my messenger is not updated ) and I asked her if she was on instagram and she said yes. So I asked her to show me her account and she legit clicked on it and then clicked on the 'open with play store' and then she looked at me all smiling and said 'look! My insta account. I have everything now!' and I can't stop laughing about this.

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Direct hit to all the beliebers

This is ….so true?

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He's so cute

i trust him

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I don't have anger issues, I have hunger issues.

And that makes me angry.

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Respect

Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at the 2017 VMAs x

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Okay... So my soul has literally been overrun by a train, stabbed itself, got stabbed,and died from shock a million times from other dimensions. So that makes me a...zombie? I'm the walking dead. Fuck Yeah!

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I finally found my soulmate. I'm crying now.

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I'm so glad that tumblr is a site where you can find people who are equally depressed, socially awkward, food lovers, people who care and don't give a fuck at the same time, confused and don't know what they are doing, sarcastic assholders, and Netflix and chillers. I'm so happy.

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This is really annoying

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this woman is my fucking queen 

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I'm going to use all of them

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And sleep