This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
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ugh i can't stop thinking about himbo bokuto what the fuck ///////: literslly just a pretty airhead with a fat cock who barely knows how to use it and only manages to make you cum so hard bc hes just too big that it forces orgasm after orgasm from u but he's still just an AIRHEAD who calls u puppy ///:
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Smh to people who thought kiri was just simpin. He smarter than that.
Tysm for those who liked this little...whatever 😭
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[shakes 12 layers of dust off this account] have some h/d
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Snape: Potter! Why is your Potion not done?
Harry: Because I'm terrible at multi-tasking, sir
Snape: Oh, I see. And what else were you doing during my class, if I may ask?
Harry: Glaring at Malfoy, I thought that was obvious
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Draco: *pets a dog* Awww who's the good boy huh?? Who's the good boy??
Harry: Honey-
Draco: Harry Come here and pet this munchkin
Harry: babe, that's my godfather
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Harry: SIRIUS THE STOVE IS ON FIRE! WHAT DO WE DO?
Sirius: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Harry, panicking: YOURE THE ADULT?!
Sirius: wHERE’S REMUS?!
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harry potter in fandom
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canon¹ harry meets fanon² harry
¹ canon aka this small, oblivious, "straight", sometimes sarcastic gryffindork
² fanon aka confident, sassy bi, who got sorted to slytherin
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After all this time, Draco?
Cringetober day 5 “Meme template”
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Harry: I’m going out
Sirius: where?
Harry: Either to get ice cream with Ron and Hermione or commit a felony. We'll decide in the car.
Sirius: ok, be home by 9
Harry: thanks :)
Remus:
Remus: why do you encourage this
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You can’t tell me this is not Draco Malfoy
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