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Josefine Frida Pettersen for Elle Denmark’s December 2017 issue

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"Explain how a street is more comfy than a soft a gorilla nest? Plus a gorilla nest means cuddles and no bugs."

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“Yes! I think with everything I’ve learned I could gain the trust of a gorilla but I don’t know where to start with these street people.”

“Why does everyone wanna sleep with a gorilla in its own habitat instead of on a nice comfy street.” 

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"Sadly, most of society would benefit from just a motherly hug. Delilah."

“Some people were never hugged as kids.”

“Isn’t that the truth. Fucking hell. I’m Asher by the way.”

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SKAM characters + seasons | Noora + season 4

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 — 2003)

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“She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos and you can see it in her eyes.”

— Charles Bukowski (via wordsnquotes)

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making someone a cup of tea as a love language

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"Yes! I think with everything I've learned I could gain the trust of a gorilla but I don't know where to start with these street people."

“So what you’re telling me is you would rather sleep with a gorilla in its takes rather than sleep on the street on the strip? I’d rather take my chances on the strip.”// @vegasstarters​

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"Some people were never hugged as kids."

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“Someone explain to my people feel the need to always be assholes Like I don’t know you. I didn’t do shit to you.”

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"Do you know what an aye-aye is?" Delilah was answering the question placed in front of with her own question. "One of those," She continued. A smile danced a upon the women's lips as she watched her children in aw. As one of them moved their attention from the puppy but to the baby in the other women's arms. "Let's just say tinkerbell and the battle of the poopy yard is nothing compared to a monkey and the battle of tossing dung around the room." Her words warned a chuckle from her own lips. "Lovely name for you and them" Delilah smiled at the baby in Mariah's arms. "I'm Delilah and these two are.." Delilah was about to introduce the twins when she got better idea, "thing one ad thing two!" Her voice was very much silly as she leaned into the cart shaking her head at the two little ones. "Hey that's not our names!" One little voice called out. "Huh you hear that?" Delilah questioned Mariah as she pretended to not hear the two from the cart as they protested and laughed.

"wait, really? what's the craziest animal you've seen if you don't mind me asking." Mariah asked as she looked at the little ones in the cart "She's very friendly, just finished her obedience classes, we're here to reward her." she said picking up her son who was starting to fuss in his little seat, he didn't much like being in it for long. "Oh goodness, well now that doesn't sound so glamorous and I thought Tinkerbell here was bad leaving it all over my backyard." the woman said "I'm Mariah, by the way and that's Tinkerbell but we call her Tink and this is Grayson." she said introducing her six month old son.

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🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑳 𝑸𝑼𝑰𝒁. ( send one or multiple of these to learn a little more about my muse(s). )

[ mai tai ]  if they could have any superpower in the world, what would they choose? [ white russian ]  what would they do if they won the lottery? [ grasshopper ]  what / who would they dress up as for halloween? [ tequila sunrise ]  how would they spend their perfect day? [ californication ]  what do they think is their greatest achievement in life? [ caipirinha ]  if they could change one thing about themself, what would it be? [ painkiller ]  what is their greatest regret? [ moscow mule ]  if they could travel through time, where would they go? [ dry martini ]  what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them? [ tom collins ]  which living person would they most want to meet? [ greyhound ]  if they could have a dinner with just one person ( dead or alive ) who would they choose? [ planter's punch ]  how long does it take to befriend them? [ sangria ]  do they have any special routines they follow every single day? if yes, which? [ whiskey sour ]  what is the biggest lie they ever told someone? [ zombie ] do they believe in life after death? [ margarita ]  what are their biggest pet peeves? [ mojito ]  what is one goal they are working towards? [ appletini ]  who do they consider the most important person in their life? why? [ cosmopolitan ]  what is their happiest memory ever? [ gin tonic ]  who influenced them the most? [ bloody mary ]  what would they do if they only had one week left to live? [ manhattan ]  where would they like to travel the most? [ old fashioned ]  what would their adult self tell their kid self if they could go back in time? [ blue lagoon ]  how do they typically react when faced with something they fear? [ sidecar ]  what type of person are they most likely drawn to? [ negroni ]  what is one piece of advice they would give others? [ hurricane ]  which song describes them the most? why? [ sex on the beach ]  what do they consider red flags in a relationship? [ mimosa ]  which incident shaped them the most? [ long island iced tea ]  if they had the chance to redo their life, what would they do differently the second time around? [ mint julep ]  which was their dream job as a kid? [ singapore sling ]  how do they react to disappointments? [ alexander ]  what would they do with one million dollars / euros / pounds / whatever currency they use? [ screwdriver ]  which habit do they wish they could get rid of? [ gin fizz ]  do they consider a glass half-full or half-empty? [ aperol spritz ]  which is one thing they still think about a lot? [ piña colada ]  how do they show affection? [ swimming pool ]  what is the most important lesson they've learned in recent years? [ b52 ]  how would they describe themselves in as few words as possible? [ daiquiri ]  do they believe in true love? why or why not?

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"A kangroo isn't even the craziest animal I've seen sadly. Wish Nevada would update the monkey and tiger laws," the blonde explained as one of the toddler stood up in the buggy. "Puppy mommy puppy." A warm chuckle left Delilah's lips. Wasn't long before both toddlers were standing near the end of the buggy watching the dog their eyes filled with wonderment. You'd think after being around so many different animals they'd be indifferent to a new dog but no just like their own mother they loved every new pet they saw. "Yes that is a puppy my dear." Even if she was speaking with an adult Delilah was never one to ignore her children. A lesson she leard from her own mother. "Oh thank you. Call it beautiful after three days of no sleep and everything you owned covered in dung then we'll talk beautiful."

"Oh my goodness, really? That seems super crazy to me." the woman said as she looked at her dog who seemed excited by all the possibilities of new friends looking at her. "Tink, be good, I see you." Mariah whispered "Oh my gosh, that's amazing, that's beautiful work that you do."

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date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

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“She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos and you can see it in her eyes.”

— Charles Bukowski (via wordsnquotes)