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Ace and deuce making a YouTube video!

Deuce: ok so what is the next item we are reviewing? And are you going to hold my cock the whole time?

Ace: oh yeah sorry *moves his hand*

Deuce: thank you

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Ace, Deuce, and Epel: *dressed as old ladies fighting*

Ace: I have to confess something

Epel: I’m scared but I’m listening

Ace: I’m a man! I have a giant cock!

Deuce: YOU MEAN WHEN WE EXPERIMENTED IN 98 YOU LIED ABOUT IT BEING A DILDO!

Jack: what the fuck!

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Ace: I have two eggs in my bag that should hatch soon

Y/n: what? Why?

Deuce: it’s a science experiment

Y/n: why?

Ace: science

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Who would y/n date?

Y/n: *hanging out with Ace*

Ace: would you date any of the house wardens?

Y/n: idk which one where you thinking?

Ace: *joking* Leona?

Y/n: I’d rather carve my cooter out with a fork.

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Ace: y/n come meet my daycare friend.

Y/n: ok….

Some kid: *staring at the ceiling in a daze*

Y/m: oh! Who’s this?

Ace: THATS GAVIN! I HATE HIM HE LOOKS RE*****ED

Y/n: he looks what? Um ace that’s rude

Ace: he ate all my Ritalin.

Y/n: he ate all your Ritalin?

Ace: yes! I slipped it in his lunch

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Y/n: ace I got a call from crewel today

Ace: I DIDNT MEAN TO EAT THAT FROG!

Y/n: crewel sa- you what?! What frog did you eat?! The class pet or the one we are supposed to dissect for potions?

ace: yes

Y/n: go to your room!

Ace:*heading to his room* ok! Well if you see any frogs I need to replace the two I ate!

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Y/n: *walking up behind ace* ace? What are you doing?

Ace: *looking up from the trash can* havin a snack

Y/n: that’s a trash can

Ace: I know I’m havin a snack. I’m drinkin paint!

Y/n: STOP DRINKING PAINT!!!

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Crewel: *watches a shrunken Deuce run past* um did you see that?

Trein: was that a baby Deuce…?

Y/n: Did Ace spike the coffee again?

Crowley: Clearly he didn’t spike it enough

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Y/n: *walks into the room* what are you guys talking about?

Ace and deuce: *making y/n a gift*

Deuce: boy talk…?

Ace: BOY STUFF! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BRAIDING OUR BALL HAIR TOGETHER!!!

Y/n: BLE AAAHH 🤮

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Ace in court

Y/n is judge: Ace how do you pled?

Ace: Pisa

Deuce: ace no

Y/n: 🤦🏻‍♀️ Ace sweetie you realize you are being charged as an adult today.

Ace: I pled. Pizza!

Y/n: fuck it bring in the prosecution!

Epel: ok! For my first piece of evidence! He bribed his head Mage after eating his fish out of the tank!

Ace: IF IM NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT WHY IS IT MADE OF FOOD!!!

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Ace: *saying some real dumb stuff*

Y/n: ace if you don’t shut the fuck up I swear!

Ace: what are going to do?

Y/n: I’ll send you too Jarred from subway and he’ll have a foot long for you! So shut the fuck up!

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The first years play prop hunt!

Ace a prop: hey hey deuce look at the white board!

Deuce a hunter: *looks at white board* why?

Ace: *sniffs deuces ass*

Epel: 😂😂😂

Deuce: WHAT THE FUCK THAT BIG MAC JUST SNIFFED MY ASS!

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Y/n: *dressed as a trap*

Ace: *not knowing* hey baby~

Y/n: *deep voice* hey

Ace: 👀👁️👄👁️

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Ace: *talking and his voice cracks*

Epel: deuce! Did you hear that! His voice cracked! His balls haven’t dropped!

Deuce: yeah he’s gonna drop them in y/n.

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Leona: I’m going into town do you need anything?

Y/n: yeah can you return this? *hands him a bag* I was what I was going to wear for our honeymoon~

Leona. *looks in the bag* it’s only lipgloss

Y/n:….

Leona: 👁️👄👁️

Y/n: *smirking* suffer~

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Sadly I didn’t know how to add a new tier for “eats sand” because that’s where Ace goes.

Ummm I guess I’ll tag @twstdreams

Here are my tier list of my most favorite to least favorite characters in Twisted Wonderland.

You could obviously see who I had favored a lot in S+ and S. Ace was going to be in F, but he had some good qualities in the game, so I let him go up a bit. He was originally going to be in between C and D, but the tier wouldn’t let me (am using my phone for this!) Carter would’ve been higher if he didn’t remind me of a flirty person.

The F’s are kinda explanatory. Though with Neige—I just can’t get the idea of the original plot do Snow White out of my mind. Since Snow White is actually the most EVILEST princess in Disney and that Neige is suppose to be her spin off. I had no choice but to put him in F because as much as I love his character/design in the fandom. The spin off of the original Snow White (not Disney’s) is unpleasant. Plus, Vil deserves to be on my top list!

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(I apologize to those that I had tagged. If you wished not to be tagged in these sort of post or any post. Let me know and I will delete your name. Just let me know and I’ll do my best to get on it to erasing your name! Just note that there is time difference and I may not always be on my phone but do let me know!!)

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The battle lost.

Y/n: my boyfriend asked if I wanted to come to his place and “hang out” but Trey called me and said he’s making lasagna and wants to know if I want to play Yahtzee. You lose that battle every time.

Ace: every time…

Y/n: every time.