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i think fry should give ben a little kiss

It sounds to me that lots of people around town want to give Ben a little kiss — if Fry isn’t an exception, it might be a nice change to see him give a little smooch instead of grimacing behind the bar! 

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new superlative - most likely to let finley sleep on their couch

I think we can cross Sasha and the Jillian off that list after the saloon incident. If anyone is willing to host them, time will only tell  —  when and if they come back, of course. 

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henry’s little crush on ben is just plain sad - the valley’s biggest flop harboring feelings for the valley golden boy is the biggest cliche in the book

Oh? Henry has a crush on Ben — this is news to me! How juicy! It’s even more star crossed if the drug lab rumors about Henry are true. The doctor and the danger! Even if they aren’t, I’m inclined to agree. Not because they wouldn’t make an interesting or handsome couple, but because I want some drama! And I won’t get any with pining from a distance. 

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I heard our very own Mr. Henry Desai had two secret admires send him flowers on Valentine's day. I wonder who they could be. Any clues?

Well, my sources told me recently that there was, quote, weird tension between him and Sloane. If one of them is from faer, I wouldn’t be surprised. As for the other bouquet, I’m willing to take any hints you’re all willing to give me. I’d like to know! 

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ëxcuse me, i'm A GREAT BARTENDER - jemma >:(

The sound of broken glass begs to differ! 

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Kiran, Malia, and Archie wereall seen dressed as the breakfast club for the dance. Kind of suspicious, seems like something romantic partners would do

You’re absolutely right! Who does matching costumes unless they’re at least a little bit in love  —  even if it was on a subconscious level, I smell a romance brewing! And next to fresh baked bread, that’s my favorite smell! 

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What are some unlikely friendships you've noticed in town?

I think all friendships in this town are a little unlikely, because it’s a wonder how others put up with you lot! All your drama and antics. It’s got me getting achy fingers from typing so much. However, most notably recently — Jemma is quite the character, so if Mr. Mysterious Fry warms up to her at all in her tenure at the Saloon, that would be unlikely. Jillian and Art seemed to get along quite well at the New Year’s Dance and even went to the mines together before that terrible collapse. Elaine and Dakota also seemed to get on well at the Valentine’s Dance. If Elaine can carry all that carpentry around and get involved in those little dungeon games, she’ll have brains, beauty and brawn! 

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Rumor has it Alex was last spotted flying out of the valley on a broom

I hope it wasn’t a wood broom. Otherwise a certain someone might have tried to set it alight before he could fly away. Speaking of, where has Alex been? I haven’t seen him around terribly much... this is the first I’ve heard of him learning to fly, but I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s always the quiet ones. 

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I heard Archie and Malia are tryijg to summon a demon

A demon? To our precious little Valley? Haven’t we been through enough? If Archie wants to talk about her little ghosts here, that’s fine and dandy, but I refuse to let those two bring any kind of evil to this town. That demon will have to go through me! 

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Did you hear that Jemma tried to cut Art's hand off but only got the pinky? Someone needs to watch her

Heard, and fortunately, did not see! What a gruesome end to that whole mines debacle for poor Art. I’m not surprised that she tried to cut off his whole hand — there are rumors floating about that she’s committing insurance fraud after a murder!

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The fact that Dr. Park isn't already in a relationship or that he might be hiding one is baffling to me. Have you seen that man? If he was mine, I'd be shouting it from the rooftops!

You and me both, my sweet tipster. Handsome AND a doctor? If anyone is keeping that relationship under wraps, it better be for good reason. 

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Has anyone noticed how close Ben is with that therapist lady? Do you think they're secretly dating?

Coworkers or coconspirators ... in how to hide their relationship from the town! The world may never know, unless someone drops a tip in for me on if Ben and Adria have a flirtationship. Maybe they’ll speak in secret doctor code so none of us can understand their love...

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I think Jemma bribed Gus to work at the saloon-- Yoba knows she doesn't have a talent for bartending. Maybe she'll have to bribe Mr. Fry now too.

Another strike against her criminal past! Art maimer, accessory to insurance fraud, possible killer, and now briber? Maybe Jemma is even blackmailing him with some deep dark secret. I wonder what it could be...

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Zola can’t even jump rope

What kind of person doesn’t jump rope? I might throw out a hip if I tried it, but at least I know how to double dutch! 

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Is it just me, or has anyone noticed the /tension/ between Sloane and Henry, even before he became a hermit?

A ... tension? Oooh, do tell more! Both Henry and Sloane strike me as the type of people to get along with everyone, so if fae have anything against him or vice versa... it must be spicy! Unless you meant the more interesting type of tension, in which ... tell me even more more! 

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finley found dead in miami

Finley is DEAD? Huge if true. Were they meeting Art’s parents down there? Has Art been now caught canoodling with Finley and Jillian? 

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What's with that Dakota kid anyway? He came here out of nowhere, has been poking around the ground ever since, barely talks to anyone, and is now trying to recruit a little group... I don't know what they're up to, but it seems suspicious.

You know, I’m a little suspicious too. After all, what is Dungeons and Dragons? He wants to cause issues for people who go on little adventures? You know who goes on little adventures — everyone in the Valley! There’s a metaphor here somewhere, and I’ll find it soon. I wonder what they’re doing to the ground too ... maybe planting seeds of poisonous plants, or putting weed killer to get rid of all the flowers.