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To the youths of tumblr

Your parents are wrong. You will never be too old for sleepovers with your besties. It is 4 am. I’m in bed right now with my bestie talking about Transformers. We were cackling a few minutes ago. We are 30 years old. Sleepovers will always be the bestest thing.

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important questions about inchworms

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your fave beat clinical depression:

hideaki anno

beyonce

rivers cuomo

ellen degeneres

johnny depp

kirsten dunst

harrison ford

joseph gordon-levitt

jon hamm

anne hathaway

janet jackson

billy joel

angelina jolie

kid cudi

alicia keys

kendrick lamar

demi lovato

conan o’brien

gwyneth paltrow

brad pitt

j.k. rowling

amanda seyfried

britney spears

gerard way

pete wentz

reese witherspoon

oprah

thom yorke

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Person of Interest + Text Posts

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Guac is extra. (photo via Charleston Animal Society)

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The signs and sharing

Bitch, this is my stuff: SCORPIO, Aries, Capricorn, Virgo, Libra, Gemini

Here, have my kidney I don't mind: LEO, Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Cancer, Pisces

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i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend

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Reblog if you believe that two people of the same gender should be able to walk in public freely holding hands.

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You’re looking very Shane today

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¡VAMOS MANTEQUILLA! 

Vea todos sus episodios favoritos de South Park, ahora disponibles en Español.

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So my friend wore a green shirt on picture day

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when someone draws u something

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be thin

give birth

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

have sex with you

be feminine

be graceful

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

be the media’s idea of perfection

listen to your bullshit

have a vagina

Women do not have to: