i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style
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Me every time I go in a fandom tag
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you have amazing taste in men and women btw. bisexual sweep
Lololol, yes I’m bisexual! And thank you!
Jesus dude I was like… 14 in 2011. That’s when I started this blog 😭😭😭
Didn’t have to dig through the trenches! It’s okay to ask me 👌
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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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DO NOT, sell big balls furry art to my husband
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As with many things TikTok has me baffled and bewildered
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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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Papa Bear sure works hard. ♡
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star chef arven
Kofu was Katy’s teacher. I’d like to hope that Katy taught our buddy Arvy :]
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