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dilfpassing · 1 day
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As someone who is 5 feet tall on a good day it's so funny seeing people talk about "crazy" height differences and it's like 6 inches. Get on my level
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dilfpassing · 2 days
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I think it's funny how whenever i pet sit/house sit for family friends and I ask if it's okay to invite people over they always say stuff like "of course! I'm so happy you have a social life!" because they know I am a major loser
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dilfpassing · 2 days
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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dilfpassing · 3 days
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doodling my pathfinder character volk chelovek the beastkin witchwolf bloodrager
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dilfpassing · 4 days
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anybody can suck penis… but nobody can pee sucknis
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dilfpassing · 4 days
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all time rlm moment from today's video
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dilfpassing · 4 days
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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dilfpassing · 4 days
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Good news Minscstarion warriors I wrote a 9k word smut fanfiction
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Godspeed to my 18+ soldiers. 🫡
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dilfpassing · 4 days
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Today I will work on commissions all day and then as a treat for myself I will draw wyll suggestively wrapped in entangling vines. As a gift. For me.
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dilfpassing · 4 days
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my stupid minscstarion smut fanfiction has 200 kudos already and i posted it yesterday. god bless
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dilfpassing · 4 days
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You're impossible.
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dilfpassing · 5 days
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Good news Minscstarion warriors I wrote a 9k word smut fanfiction
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Godspeed to my 18+ soldiers. 🫡
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dilfpassing · 5 days
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I need more tattoos.........
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dilfpassing · 5 days
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bro i forget but what's that rude ass bunny from the 00's because that's what astarion is (im a 1997 kid don't @ me)
The one with the sharp teeth???? Max from Sam and max ,,,, I think,,,, I didn't play that game though I am a 2000 kid
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dilfpassing · 6 days
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Good news Minscstarion warriors I wrote a 9k word smut fanfiction
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Godspeed to my 18+ soldiers. 🫡
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dilfpassing · 6 days
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"Minsc," Astarion growled, his voice dripping with disdain, "Do you seriously mean to tell me that you came down to the Underdark with not a single health potion on you?"
Minsc smiled. "Why would Minsc need to bring a health potion when he is so strong, my friend?"
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dilfpassing · 7 days
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"Minsc," Astarion growled, his voice dripping with disdain, "Do you seriously mean to tell me that you came down to the Underdark with not a single health potion on you?"
Minsc smiled. "Why would Minsc need to bring a health potion when he is so strong, my friend?"
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