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one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

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You breathe to take a breath

You bathe to take a bath

You wreathe to make a wreath

You lathe to make a lath

You mathe to do some math

You writhe to do some writh

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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

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got hired by a rural commune to unpasteurize their milk. i just put stuff in there.

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can i matchmake you guys somehow?

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you don't ovulate. liar

interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this

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due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

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whoa, you're telling me that this overdesigned kawaii vtuber describes herself as a "scrungly gremlin" AND says fuck ?

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Divorced Guy watching Madoka Magica: You know this Kyubey guy reminds me of my bitch ex wife with how I signed a contract and then she used me

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Unknown Gorilla product - Ghostwire: Tokyo (2022)

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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

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this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

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Kansas Farmer, Topeka, Kansas, March 4, 1897

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what about the male homeliness epidemic. some of these boys are plain!