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Hi I'm Andrew -- 30/M/Kansas
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I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs
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Email me a sandwich. I will give you one million dollars.
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people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday
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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth
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the human body can only digest 1 slime per day. yogurt, pudding, sour cream. if you mix slimes, they will meld in your stomach and become a sludge. and brother, you do not want that to happen.
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"Oh fuck, I shitted!"❌😔👎
"Oh shit, I fucked!" ✔😎👌
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Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.
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