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disturbing-thoughts · 5 months
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Bouta take a laxative for the first time. See y’all on the other side 🫡
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Sometimes to feel better I get High and Grieve
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I feel like Walter White just chewed me up and spit me back out… but like… in a nice way :,)
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disturbing-thoughts · 2 years
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lol anyone else forget how good masturbating makes you feel?? Just me?? Okay ;)
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disturbing-thoughts · 3 years
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I love reading because it romanticizes life <3
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disturbing-thoughts · 3 years
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My boyfriend says that I have a crush on this guy I’ve been friends with since middle school, I’m pretty sure I had a crush on him like 8th grade/ freshman year, but that has since blossomed into a nice and healthy friendship... how do I convince my boyfriend that I don’t like this guy like that anymore?
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disturbing-thoughts · 3 years
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Haha my boyfriend is asking what my guilty pleasure is 🥴how do I tell him that I am obsessed with AO3 fanfics of klance and I have read probably every single one on that god foresaken website?
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disturbing-thoughts · 4 years
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Alas. I am, once again, combing through tumblr to find the creme of the crop, top tier, fan fics that I can consume in order to fill the gaping void inside me.
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disturbing-thoughts · 4 years
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Haha might ✊🤪👊 fuck around n ruin my life
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disturbing-thoughts · 4 years
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Can someone PLEASE explain to me why I CANT turn an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese into a five nights at freddy’s attraction?¿?¿?
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disturbing-thoughts · 4 years
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I would like to legally stop existing now, thank you :)
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disturbing-thoughts · 5 years
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Anyone else wanna clap those Alien cheeks with me?
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disturbing-thoughts · 5 years
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If I could legally break every bone in my body,
I would.
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disturbing-thoughts · 5 years
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Homocestubation:
(Verb) The process of making a clone of yourself and proceeding to f*ck it.
- a combination of the words ‘homosexual,’ ‘mastubation,’ and ‘incest’.
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