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TEXT ✉ SAM ⇆ DJ

SAM: DISC JOCKEY!! Deal!! I was hoping I'd get to play it with you!

SAM: I played it with my parents last time I was there, and it was really fun

SAM: We should totally have pancakes for dinner when we play!

DJ: oh man i'm so excited! bro gaming time AND pancakes!!!

DJ: 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

DJ: breakfast for dinner or really any meal is basically the best.

DJ: do you like a special kind? like choco chip or blueberry or cinnamon?

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LOL. Which ACup individual do you think is funniest? Are they intentionally funny, or do they find other ways to amuse you?

my roomie marley always has me smiling, and then haley says some wild stuff (but like i do too so 100% this is not a judgment in a bad way), and also theo is unintentionally funny imho.

@acupmarley @haleyface @theoreprise

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Nude. Which ACup individual has enough confidence to start their own nudist commune?

jem or lola or puck

but only one of them could get me to join...

@itsjemmabitch @lolalvarez @puckyeah

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HGTV

Describe your dream house/location.

oh man i totally wanted to live in a tree house for the longest time. and i’ve got the skills to totally make something like that work. 

but honestly right now i’d be happy with a place with a garage for my wood shop and a back yard that’s big enough to bbq and host summer parties and stuff.

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TEXT || DJacey

DJ: so

DJ: i'm not gonna admit how i basically ate those cookies in one sitting

DJ: but they were the best and i wasn't feeling like waiting to share them with santa

DJ: thanks so much for being so awesome and thoughtful!

LACEY: You are so very welcome, dear!!! Thank YOU for being so specific, it made my job all the easier

LACEY: No worries, I promise not to tell Santa. We'll keep you on the nice list for yet another year!

DJ: perfect cause i totally emailed the big man a pretty hefty list for this year ;)

DJ: also have you considered running like a cookie depot or cookie food cart? cause you'd make bank from me alone.

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TO: NOEL AKA DJ FROM: SAM

@djjeffries & @samerystargaryen

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Groupon.

What’s your favorite type of shopping/retail deal to snag?

shoes. 100% shoes. the only reason i have a twitter is to follow a couple of sneaker handles that post all the daily deals and drops of new kicks.

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Fuck

What’s your favorite curse word?

prob shit. or bullshit. just bc it’s my go to.

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TO: KRAMPUS AKA DJ FROM: LACEY

[ Inside the box are homemade cookies with dark chocolate chunks and pretzel bits, drizzled with caramel and topped with sea salt. ]

@djjeffries & @mikhailacey

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Karate. Which ACup person(s) do you think could harness their inner black belt and chop a wooden board in half?

sage. with like both her hands and just a stare. 

@sageleblanc

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TO: HOLY NIGHT AKA DJ FROM: SHILOH

@djjeffries & @acuppajeanne

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If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week :)

Meme Monday Tuesday: ACup A-Z Edition!

Apple. Think of a kiss like an apple. So if one of those a day keeps the doctor away, which person from ACup do you think has the best remedy?

Breakfast Club. Which four fellow ACuppers would you get sent to detention with and why?

Crouton. Pick three ACup individuals and decide what type of salad topping they’d be and why.

D’oh! What’s a silly mistake you often make?

EXTERMINATE. If you had to travel all of time and space in a tiny blue box (it’s bigger on the inside) with only two companions, which ACup pals would you choose to tag along and why? (Alternatively, whom would you not choose and why?)

Fuck. What’s your favorite curse word?

Groupon. What’s your favorite type of shopping/retail deal to snag?

HGTV. Describe your dream house/location.

Ice Cream. What’s the best flavor? Where’s the best place in the city to get your fix? Are you a cone or a bowl type of person?

Jimjams. What do you wear to bed? Does it change depending on the time of year? If you have company?

Karate. Which ACup person(s) do you think could harness their inner black belt and chop a wooden board in half?

LOL. Which ACup individual do you think is funniest? Are they intentionally funny, or do they find other ways to amuse you?

Man’s Best Friend. What dog breed do you think best encapsulates _______ personality?

Nude. Which ACup individual has enough confidence to start their own nudist commune?

Ocean. What’s the best sea creature?

Porcupine. What’s a pet peeve that annoys you enough that you’d shoot quills?

Quagmire. Who’s the first person you’d call if you found yourself in a sticky situation?

Reruns. What cartoons/television show did you enjoy watching as a child, or that you still enjoy watching now?

Star light, star bright. What do you wish for?

Turntable. What music are you listening to right now?

Unicorn. What is a special and unique quality and characteristic of _______, _______, and _______.

Venom. What person will you always go out of your way to avoid?

Witch. If you could cast any spell, what would you choose and why?

Xerox. If you had an identical twin, would you be the good twin or the evil twin?

You Oughta Know. Whom/what could you write a whole break up album about?

Zoinks! Which ACuppers would you cast as the Mystery Inc. gang?

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TEXT: DJ & BEA

BEA: The most important, definitely.

BEA: As Ru Paul says, if you can't love yourself how the hell are you going to love somebody else?

BEA: Sammy taught me that.

BEA: In more ways than one.

BEA: But I think you did too.

DJ: you don't have to say stuff like that bea.

DJ: like it's okay that sam's your person and you weren't ready for stuff until you met her.

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sabrinasmythe‌:

One movie per night sounds detrimental to a good time. What decent party lasts less than an hour and a half? I’ll have a full spread, but if you insist on bringing your own food, be my guest.

uh, i dunno tbh. i’m not really a big partier. but also i don’t really stay up late either so that’s why one movie a night is kind of my limit. 

also your snack table was aces. so sign me up in advance for all your future parties even if i won’t stay that late.

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itsdarce-eh‌:

Maybe she was planning to hit you with a gift basket or something?

Just name the day. Or we could poll the nature crew. 

i’m totally gonna throw out minnewaska and bull hill as hiking options, and the more the merrier, right! i’m down for driving the group out if need be!

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awildecard‌:

the farther i get away from youth status the more i realize how stupid it we all must have sounded. i’m so glad i never dabbed earnestly. my vibe is totes 100. sophie is exactly what my life was missing. 

so how is puppy parenting going? still awesome? is soph making friends at the bark park?