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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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me pretending my enormous feelings arent crushing me to death and carrying out routine tasks that are good for my health and longevity

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Do we fuck with butches with slow and chill hobbies? Butches that draw and make art? Butches that cook? Butches that don't love working out? Butches that crochet? Academic butches? Butches that read a lot? Butches that prefer to stay indoors? Introverted butches? Shy butches?

Do y'all fw that?

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need something INTENSELY LESBIAN to happen to me in the next 5 days

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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

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i am FULLY against the sentiment that we don’t owe anybody anything. we owe people common decency. we owe people respect if it has been given to us. we owe people apologies & explanations when we hurt them. i don’t care.

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i want a girl to fuck around and find out with me

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credit: dogecore on IG

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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