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dogy

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i really like this nancy strip

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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

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this small dog is essential to my mental health

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Hey, kid Just sing the songs that wake the dead, then You get that darkness out your head, yeah You had it with you from the start The lightning in your heart

If Kid had come out a bit earlier I would have sung it to her every day.

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my heart

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Rogue and Jyn's Christmas morning

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real purebred doberman with cropped and posted ears not clickbait

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kiki is currently mad at me because i won’t give her some of my apple.

the reason i won’t give her some of my apple is because she hates apples

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wish i knew what it is about cooked pineapple (but NOT raw pineapple) that makes kiki go nuts

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you gotta hand it to humans for creating Dog. what a cool animal. every time i look at this huge dopey carnivore that lives in my house without destroying my furniture, killing me or shitting everywhere i appreciate the millennia of work that went into turning a wild apex predator into this little guy who goes around with a squeaky rubber hamburger and looks at me when there are fireworks so i can say "its ok, dont worry about it", and his whole body relaxes and he says "harrumph" like a fifty year old man and gets comfortable again on the floor.

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i love watching her figure out a new toy

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Doberman potluck??? But... what about Faybee???

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my friend is explaining a/b/o stuff to me and i think my biggest problem is that, as a dog person, i hear the words “alpha” or “pack” and i immediately go into a blind, seething rage

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yo mr white can you switch me back to wet food this dry shit sucks bitch

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love is stored in the spoiling your pets