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doctordragon · 34 minutes
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Fucked up about wranduin again. Imagine blaming multitudes of your suffering on someone else. But that's just an excuse because it's your fault too for pushing him away. For making him feel like he couldn't come to you even as you offer him your hand because you've told him a million times that you don't trust him and will never understand him.
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doctordragon · 54 minutes
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those people who say the same thing about every horror movie and it's like "i would've killed myself immediately wouldn't even have tried to survive" me about movies where a character gets pregnant
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doctordragon · 54 minutes
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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
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doctordragon · 54 minutes
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page 1: introduces Weird Bertha, the town misfit. you can tell she’s a misfit because she’s making this expression: 😔
page 2: depicts how lonely Weird Bertha’s life is and how the whole town avoids her on account of how nonspecifically weird she is
page 3: there’s a monster that eats women! everyone knows about this!
page 4: Weird Bertha grimly accepts that she must be the one to be eaten by the monster because of how nonspecifically weird she is
page 5: the monster appears to devour Weird Bertha, who is still making this face about it: 😔
page 6: but what’s this? the monster has got fat juicy suckable tiddies?!
page 7: the monster licks her lips. “that’s right!” she says. “the legends were about my mad cunnilingus skills all along!”
page 8: epilogue. the villagers are chagrined. Weird Bertha trades this expression 😔 for this one: 😜
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doctordragon · 2 hours
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doctordragon · 2 hours
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A weird dog (Dragon Shadowreaper Anduin)
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doctordragon · 2 hours
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there’s something so sad about how we treat old people nowadays. historically, humans have accomplished so many great things because we valued our elders, took care of them, and gave them meaningful retirement. meanwhile we have seniors aged 60+ working in retail just to survive. can you imagine working your entire life, just to work until you die? in fucking retail? 
old people are not useless, they’re not a drain on the economy, and theyre not all bigoted windbags. theyre people! people! who have lived their entire fucking lives under capitalism. they deserve to retire peacefully and pursue their interests during the final years of their lives. they deserve to be taken care of. they deserve to go with dignity. 
there’s a hundred things wrong with how society views old people, but i never see anyone talking about it.
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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Wrathion was so fucking emo for just randomly cutting himself in the middle of a rant about how there's not enough war and death on Azeroth
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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at this point 2 sunny days in a row makes me feel like im on fucking adderall or something
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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I will accept no Dungeon Meshi modern au where Laios isn’t a furry.
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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you wanna drop out because school and jobs fucking suck. you arent crazy, its actually the most reasonable feeling in the world for anyone to have
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doctordragon · 3 hours
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A perfectly harmless friendly whelp
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doctordragon · 4 hours
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hand hurts from jacking off
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doctordragon · 5 hours
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