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All you natzis will die!

YOU DARE!?

I AM AN AMERICAN, LOBOTOMITE. I THINK IT'S TIME TO RELIEVE OF WHAT LITTLE WITS YOU POSSESS, ALONG WITH THE REST OF YOU.

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Oh. Its you. Its been a long time. How have you been? I've been real busy, cleaning up things that have murdered countless lives and ruined more. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster.

HA. A LOBOTOMITE TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE. HOW RICH.

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Where is your toast slot, klein?

I. DO. NOT. HAVE. ONE.

MY THE FISSURE OF ROLANDO, WHAT MUST YOU LOBOTOMITE ENTER THE DOME. ISN'T THERE A SIGN OUT THERE TELLING YOU NOT TO?

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*Tries to find bread slot*

DESIST LOBOTOMITE. IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO BURN THAT WHEAT CONCOCTION FIND THE TOASTER. MOBIUS WAS ALWAYS FIDDLING WITH HIS USELESS TOYS IN THE SINK.

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But Doctor we cannot wait for time!

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TIME, LOBOTOMITE.

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I volunteer for the experiment.

EXCELLENT. YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE AS I INVENT THE SCIENCE AND CONSTRUCT THE TECHNOLOGY. HAVE A SEAT IN THE HALL AND I'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE'RE READY. IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW YEARS AT MOST.

THERE SHOULD STILL BE A CHAIR OUT THERE AS I RECALL.

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WELL NOW I'M CURIOUS.

ATTENTION LOBOTOMITES OF BIG MOUNTAIN! IT IS I, DOCTOR KLEIN!

I REQUIRE TEST SUBJECTS. I AM GOING TO TEST TIME MANIPULATION ON LIVING ORGANISMS. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE SPED UP TIME IN CONTROLLED AREAS ON YOUR BODIES.

I WILL BE DOING A GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE. YOU WILL BE THERE ALSO.

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globalsoftpirka replied to your post: You need more pylons!

I think maybe the anon is trying to say that you must construct additional pylons.

WHY IS THIS LOBOTOMITE OBSESSED WITH PYLONS?

LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL LOBOTOMITES, AND CERTAIN RESEARCHERS, DALA, THAT I AM NOT HERE TO INDULGE YOUR SICK FETISHES. DISGUSTING.

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Do you ever go on vacation?

BAH! MY RESEARCH IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT TO LEAVE FOR ANY AMOUNT OF TIME, LOBOTOMITE.

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Do you happen to have the time?

THE TIME FOR WHAT? UNLESS YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I HAVE TIME IN A PHYSICAL SENSE, TO WHICH I WOULD HAVE TO SAY NO. NOT SURE WHAT I'D EVEN DO WITH TIME IN A PHYSICAL FORM. HMM...POSSIBLY...TEST TIME MANIPULATION EFFECTS IN A CONTAINED AREA, PERHAPS ON SOME TEST SUBJECTS, YES...

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You need more pylons!

NONSENSE! OUR ELECTRICITY SUPPLY HERE AT THE DOME IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE.

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Which part of the brain is best left or right?

BOTH ARE NEEDED TO BE SURE. THEY TEND TO FUNCTION BEST WHEN WORKING TOGETHER. NOT SURE IF THAT MEANS THEY'RE BOTH EQUALLY GOOD OR IF ONE IS CHEATING OFF THE OTHER.

HMM..THIS WILL REQUIRE INVESTIGATION. GOING TO NEED SOME LOBOTOMITES, I THINK.

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Whats better than a triceratops?

THAT WOULD BE A LONG LIST.

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If someone were to show you a wang would you stop referring to fingers as "penises" it's rather irritating...

I HAVE ALREADY DEDUCED THAT YOU HAVE MORE PENISES STASHED AWAY ON YOUR PERSON. HARD NOT TO REALLY. DEDUCE IT I MEAN. CONSIDERING HOW MANY YOU WAVE AROUND OPENLY. 

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