ind. paul matthews from starkid's hf universetolerated by bard
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❝ 𝚒 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 . . . ❞
𝘣𝑦 𝑘𝘦𝑙𝘴 . . . 𝘣𝑦 𝑏𝘳𝑒 . . . 𝑏𝘺 𝘣𝑎𝘳𝑑 . . .
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❝ 𝚒 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 . . . ❞
𝘣𝑦 𝑘𝘦𝑙𝘴 . . . 𝘣𝑦 𝑏𝘳𝑒 . . . 𝑏𝘺 𝘣𝑎𝘳𝑑 . . .
#perkysbud#timebastard#☕ » promo.#☕ » self promo.#i'm OBSESSED WITH THIS#AND WITH BRE AND KELS#I LOVE THEM#AND I LOVE THESE MUSES
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this looks like those "employee of the month" photos
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𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐏𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐍!
001 / ∞ paul matthews & harmony jones edits -harmony jones as portrayed by the infinitely talented @playbarbies
#playbarbies#☕ » visage.#☕ » dyn — paul x harmony.#☕ » harmony j.#i can't make fancy gifs or graphics#but i CAN make edits of our barbies#mutuals may interact.#non mutuals DNI.#psd © pinkinnards
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Parks and Rec | 6.20
STAY RELAXED.
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REASONS TO CUP A FACE. ( A PROMPT LIST. )
with the help of some very talented and amazing friends, i present to you an unexpected, very spontaneous meme list based on the beautiful art of cupping someone's face! there's a mix of romantic and platonic here, and even a few that defy the boundaries of normal relationship dynamics! i hope you enjoy! as always; DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST NOR CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN!
[KISS]: sender cups the receivers face in their hands before drawing them closer for a kiss.
[CHECK]: after an unexpectedly violent situation, sender frantically rushes to check if the receiver is okay, cupping their face to look closer.
[CLEAN]: sender affectionately wipes a smudge of sauce from the corner of the receiver's mouth, cupping their face in the process.
[LIFT]: sender gently cups the receiver's face and lifts their chin so the receiver is looking up at them.
[COMFORT]: sender cups a distressed receiver's face in their hands and steadies them by resting their foreheads together.
[ATTENTION]: during an important conversation, the sender takes the receiver's face in their hands and firmly directs their focus on them.
[MAKE-UP]: while applying make-up on the receiver's face, the sender cups their face in order to keep them still.
[PRIDE]: after the receiver succeeds in a remarkable achievement, the sender cups their face and tilts their foreheads together to express how proud they are of them.
[WHISPER]: in order to have a private, hushed conversation with the receiver, the sender cups their face and draws them close to make sure they can be heard.
[HAIR]: in the process of pushing the receiver's hair back from their face, the sender lets their hand rest against the receiver's cheek a moment longer.
[GROUND]: during a moment of intense emotional stress, the sender gently takes the receiver's face in their hands to ground them until they're calmer again.
[WONDER]: unable to comprehend how incredible the receiver is, the sender decides to simply cup their face in their hands and marvel at them instead.
[LAST LOOK]: before going into a situation that may result in their death, the sender takes a moment to cup the unaware receiver's face in their hand, just to take a final look of admiration at them before they go.
[SACRIFICE]: the sender cups the receiver's face tenderly to distract them, right before shoving them out of the way (to safety) and facing an attack alone in order to buy the receiver enough time to escape.
[BELIEF]: in a moment where the receiver is lacking in self-confidence, the sender cups their face tenderly and professes their faith in the receiver's abilities.
[DISBELIEF]: after the receiver has done something completely unexpected (and reckless) the stunned sender cups their face in their hands while trying to get them to explain why the hell they did it.
[BETRAYAL]: trying to keep the receiver calm before the big reveal, the sender cups their face gently to keep them steady, and then reveals that they're the villain.
[WOUND]: after the receiver has been wounded, the sender tries to keep them calm and conscious by cupping their face in their hands and talking to them to keep them focused.
[INJURY]: after having been badly wounded themselves, the sender tries to reassure the frantic receiver by cupping their face and comforting them.
[RAMSAY]: after the receiver commits a culinary crime, the sender presses two slices of bread against either side of their face, cupping their face to hold the bread in place, and calls them an idiot sandwich.
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And I will not be told
I won't be controlled
I don't want your cure
I won't be reassured
I will not be fixed
You're the one that's sick
And I will not decay
I will never fade away
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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage
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Paul Matthews in the REPRISE trailer.
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🐝 * ― 𝑭����𝑨𝑹 / 𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ nothing's going to happen to us, right? ❜ ❛ i'm ... scared. ❜ ❛ i don't like where this is going. ❜ ❛ did i ever tell you i'm actually terrified of [the dark / heights / spiders / etc.]? ❜ ❛ you hear me? we're not going to die today! ❜ ❛ did you hear that? it sounded like screams. ❜ ❛ i really, really don't like this. ❜ ❛ we're completely alone here, nothing's going to happen to us. ❜ ❛ this place has been abandoned for centuries. ❜ ❛ whatever happens, keep the lights on. ❜ ❛ you're not scared, are you? ❜ ❛ this is like straight out of my worst nightmare. ❜ ❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜ ❛ what are you afraid? ❜ ❛ what was that?! ❜ ❛ see, i told you there's nothing to be afraid of. ❜ ❛ go on, no one will hear your screams. ❜ ❛ it was a foolish idea to come here alone. ❜ ❛ no one is going to save you now. ❜ ❛ don't be afraid, i'm not going to hurt you. ❜ ❛ you really think you can run from me? ❜ ❛ it's a shame i'll have to kill you when we're done with this. ❜ ❛ want to make a deal with the devil? ❜ ❛ i'm not afraid of you. not anymore. ❜ ❛ there are figures hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike. ❜ ❛ this wasn't so bad now, was it? ❜ ❛ what could possibly go wrong - it's just an old abandoned meaning, it doesn't mean it's haunted, right? ❜ ❛ face it, we won't make it out of here alive. ❜ ❛ i'll even give you a choice - it's either you or them. who's going to die tonight? ❜ ❛ i will haunt you for the rest of your days. ❜ ❛ don't scream, it will only make this worse. ❜ ❛ you look so pretty when you're scared of me. ❜ ❛ i won't kill you ... yet. ❜ ❛ ghosts and monsters aren't real. ❜ ❛ i'm not afraid of anything! ❜ ❛ you! you're sick! you sent me here to die, didn't you? ❜ ❛ close your eyes. it'll make it easier if you don't see it coming. ❜ ❛ no matter where you hide, i'll always find you. so you better give up now. ❜ ❛ i promise i'm gonna be your worst nightmare. ❜ ❛ it's only over when i say it is. ❜
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"I'M KIND BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO BE" PROMPTS * assorted dialogue for remaining good despite it all, adjust as necessary
they've suffered enough.
i have seen the worst that humanity has to offer... and yet i'm still standing.
the world can keep knocking me down, but i'll get back up.
i don't give up.
i just want to live a peaceful life.
i don't want conflict.
there were nicer ways to ask that, you know.
i don't want to hurt anybody.
i still don't hate you.
i want peace at all costs.
if you would only try and see the world from my point of view.
i don't want to fight with you.
things always get better.
this isn't the end.
you have to stand tall.
the world is cruel, but i won't be.
i believe in you. i always have.
my morals are firm.
there's no harm in a little kindness.
just be gentle with them.
i mean well.
there's too much pain in this world. i don't intend to add to it.
i don't want to fight anyone.
don't you believe in yourself?
i'm not leaving them.
there is enough hate in this world.
i try to lead with love.
it's the right thing to do.
this doesn't have to end in violence.
why don't we talk this through?
maybe he's having a bad day.
i'm going to try again.
there has to be another way to do this.
this isn't the time to quit.
i've seen too many things go wrong. this has to go right.
i'm not giving up just yet.
kindness is not weakness.
you can do better than that.
i try to see the good in everyone.
you can't just give up!
you're a special person.
i deserve better than this.
you deserve happiness.
it costs nothing to be kind.
there's no need to be so mean.
if only you could see yourself the way i see you.
it's still a beautiful day.
there's always tomorrow.
are you asking me to quit?
tomorrow will be better.
you didn't mean that, did you?
maybe we should talk this out.
i will always choose to be kind.
despite everything, i just want to be good.
i do my best to see the good in everyone, no matter what.
you didn't have to do that.
that wasn't very nice.
do you have to be so rude?
a nice word goes a long way.
try smiling at them. see what happens.
you could try being nicer.
i deserve a happy ending.
don't beat yourself up.
don't talk about yourself like that.
i see the goodness in you.
life is truly beautiful.
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finally made a pinned post. say congrats, bard
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—𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐬. an independent, low activity portrayal of paul matthews from starkid's hatchetfield universe. this is a canon compliant and headcanon-based portrayal. crossovers welcomed and highly encouraged! written and loved by bard (she/her).
MEMES. PROMO.
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-i am in my 30's and am uncomfortable interacting with anyone under 20.
-i am a full-time employee and part-time university student, so my activity is low! however, this blog gives me a way to blow off some steam. if you decide to interact, i’m grateful for you!
-this blog will contain triggering content on occasion. i’ll make sure to tag everything appropriately. triggers will be tagged as followed: tw trigger. i have no triggers except for visuals of spiders and visuals of gore. if i post something that’s triggering for you and i don’t tag it please let me know and i’ll tag it.
-i am a firm believer in quality over quantity. if i give you five paragraphs and you give me two in reply, as long as your reply is thoughtful and gives me things to work with? hell yeah. my biggest rp pet peeve is when it’s obvious my writing partner hasn’t read my reply.
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-that’s all i can think of right now. these rules are subject to change at anytime for whatever reasons i see fit.
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*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
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☆ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it's time to spread positivity !!!!
HEY! this was really nice, thank you for sending it to me 🥺
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i'll have a pinned post soon(ish), but honestly i'm mostly expecting friends / mutuals from my multi to follow, so i'm not in a hurry
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