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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

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Doetic's tomodachi schlatt update:

(don't want to spam ppl so I'm just gonna make a few occasional medium sized posts)

The game has decided that he is the least desirable mii on the island. His desirability score is in the negatives and he's been rejected by my friend three times.

Despite his unlucky love life, Schlatt still believes in love and decided to set up my mii with the most desirable mii on the island, Mercer Frey. He dressed like a little freak while doing so.

His scheme did work, but he himself remains the least desirable mii on the island so if he was after some good karma to increase his luck he did not get it.

Schlatt has a few friends but the only one I've seen him hang out with is my mii because they both like cats. Him and my mii don't get along all that well but they put their differences aside to precariously dangle a cat together.

The activity items I was able to give him through leveling up so far were the baseball bat (he promptly used it to recreate 'Schlatt's big day out'), and his own cat to dangle precariously.

Schlatt also wore a cunty uniform at his part time job to sell apartment decor, then last night had a nightmare about being a backpack charm.

And, I was of course curious... there's no luck for us.

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Here's the qr code for tomodachi schlatt!! It was real hard to make a mii of him but i think i did okay! He has the same nose as the last photo, i changed it up last minute!

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Schlatt before streaming himself looking at people's bedrooms:

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i love the 3ds actually

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vghs stream studies god help me I can’t stop drawing him

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Sleep Deprived Podcast Stickers

Get them separate or as a sticker sheet with accessory stickers! All as a pre-order on my Etsy!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/lycvncy

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they used ur schlatt bot on sleep deprived lol - 1:00

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that one friend who’s too woke

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talking to mutuals guide

dming a mutual tricks and cheat codes

basic techniques for reaching out to mutuals

recent advances in talking with mutuals

talking to mutuals okay?

will my mutuals think im weird for talking to them

messaging mutuals in a mutual-honoring way

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just skimming through schlatts christmas album and was jumpscared when i skipped directly to him saying esk*mo lmao

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it’s been 20 seconds and schlatts version of “baby it’s cold outside” has me living my feet and giggling

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DOODLES IN THE MARGINS UPLOAD, LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!

Glad you're happy!! Ngl for a while I totally forgot abt it + was too ashamed to continue it after finding out Shae and Ted hadn't been together for a while before I started it. But after mentioning that I had a SATC inspired fic with Hasan in it to my Hasan fangirl friend while binge watching SATC I was forced by her to continue lol (and I'm excited to get back into it!!)

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Rip Shae, you will always be remembered even with a new f/n

LMAO part of why i stopped writing it was because i found out that ted and shae broke up before i started writing it and i felt so awkward lol. Debated replacing her and Ted with Ludwig and QT but that’d require more changes and Ludwig’s hair kinda irrationally pisses me off…

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There's Doodles of Rams in the Margins? Enemies to Lovers! Jschlatt x Reader x Hasan Piker (Masterlist)

Plot: As a perpetually single relationship columnist living in 21st century Los Angeles where romance seems to be dead and gone, you've always found yourself unable to fully let your guard down around men and believe in love. This trait of yours only grew to be further justified after your lifelong best friend and roommate Shae dragged you along with to an influencer party, resulting in you butting heads with a man known as Jschlatt. Seeming to embody everything you hate about men and social media stars, your prejudice against him and his insufferable pride clash at every given moment. You would love nothing more than to rid your life of him forever. However, much to your chagrin, fate seems intent on keeping the two of you as close together as possible -- LA rent isn't cheap. With Shae's long time plan to move in with Ted and the great difficulties that come with finding a roommate as a mostly-friendless recent immigrant, you'd be a fool not mutually benefit from letting the wealthy man experiencing housing issues stay with you short term. It's not like it'll mean anything, it's just for a few months. Your disdain for each other is mutual anyways, right?

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Plot: During a lunch with her best friend and roommate F/n, the love hating cynic Y/n is introduced to her new boyfriend Ted Nivision and his friend Schlatt. Little does she know, her and Schlatt would butt heads at a party later that night, leaving her storming out soaking wet and enraged, but with the phone number of a charismatic and attractive curly haired man named Hasan. Word Count: 3084

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Plot: Anxiety threatens to ruin Y/n's morning after the disaster of the night she had before. Despite this she pushes on, but her hopes of having a good day is ruined when she finds Schlatt's usual asshole self in her kitchen. Word Count: 2171