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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

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google search how to stop experiencing anticipatory grief when this world has taken so much from me already

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

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“Bronze basin with little animals that spin when filled with water. China, Eastern Zhou dynasty, 697–628 BC”

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Our queen

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.