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greasy adults

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House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

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the bride and the ugly ass groom <3

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That's my take on them

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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House MD: how it was vs how it’s going

(My own version of this comic)

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I want to draw House and Wilson hugging but I just can’t imagine a single situation where they would do that

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remembered some poetry excerpts that i liked so boom martin comic. text in first page is from @/ineloquent-creature on tumblr, second page is from @/sainticide on twt, fourth and fifth page is “how to cure a ghost” by fariha roisin!

i always think about like. some quiet moment in the safehouse where martin is struck with the realization that he finally wants to live again. y’know

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if this happens to jonathan byers i will kill myself

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Reminder that Will Byers has always been implied to be queer and it isn’t something that was retconned last minute

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Love when I find the most beautiful piece of literature known to man and then I have to get SHOT back to reality cos it’s literally just fanfiction about some dude who stole a painting and a slavic international crime lord

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me when mike and will kiss as though nothing could fall and the shame is on the other side

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is byler real? yes

do i trust st to make them canon? idk

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that one scene in s2 when Mike tackles Joyce in a hug and pulls her to safety when she’s in distress right after Bob dies never NEVER fails to make me cry

people who hate Mike Wheeler you’re just wrong

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byers kids but theyre painting their nails

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I can't explain it but this picture is so them