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This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

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Aries: You can’t rush something you want to last forever.

Taurus: Don’t tell people your plans. Show them your results.

Gemini: You’ll never truly understand until it happens to you.

Cancer: Be careful who you trust, even salt looks like sugar.

Leo: People are not mirrors. They see you completely different than the way you see yourself.

Virgo: Your gut feelings are usually accurate and correct. If you truly feel there’s something, chances are there is.

Libra: Prove yourself to yourself not others.

Scorpio: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Sagittarius: I never lie because I don’t fear anyone, you only lie when you are afraid.

Capricorn: Pay close attention to the people who don’t clap when you win.

Aquarius: The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.

Pisces: If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

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everytime you say ‘you cant really hate your mom, shes your mother!’ you owe a kid whos been physically/emotionally abused or traumatically affected by their mother $50

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He loved guns and Roses

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“I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.”

— Paulo Coelho (via naturaekos)

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you only realize how much stuff you have until you move to another place

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bruh

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Never get a big head. We are all more insignificant that we realize.

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Normality is a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk along, but no flowers grow on it.

Vincent van Gogh (via minuty)

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Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

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One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified