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i get that blake lively is married to ryan reynolds so it all makes sense but her joining tumblr, as another major celebrity… its just bad for the tumblr ecosystem. not to mention jake gyllenhaal and hugh jackman’s twitter thread about joining their friends

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A comment on my livestream of a rally I attended in Vancouver for Palestine. She really thought she did something, lmao

Some clowns would really cheer on fictional characters resisting oppression and then stand behind genocide in real life.

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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

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I sent an email to osha just to see

this is the absolute worst fucking timeline

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Does anyone have a can of bot-pesticide I can borrow this is getting ridiculous

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funniest part of the homeric hymn to hermes is when hermes not only lies to apollo about stealing his cattle on the basis that he is an infant, but he also tries to gaslight apollo by claiming that he doesn't even know what a cow is

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Don’t talk to me or my depressed friend again

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#IYKYK

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uh oh

lmaoo

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This may look like a friendly hug, but the Twitter user on the left is actually attempting to engage induce brain rot by engaging in what the species calls “discourse” soon it will begin to nest and make irrelevant points to upset itself. Do not feed the Twitter users

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Twitter users are an invasive species, if you see one, the best course of action is to become hostile before they start to nest!

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Who had the most badass suicide:

A.) Humpy Dumpty in Puss & Boots

B.) Batman in Superman: Red Son

C.) Icarus from Ancient Greece

D.) Oily Josh from Ancient Palestine

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Need an anime that’s all about and focused ON animals, but with the intensity of the most camp shonen ever MADE.

Animal Planet: Baki Edition

I’m talking 5 minute monologues about their evolutionary advantage, I’m talking Deer having a conversation with the Eucalyptus leaf that MURDERED its father, I’m talking about a Sea Turtle that confronts it’s mother for burying it in the sand all to be born just to watch it’s brothers and sisters die in the way back to the ocean!!! Micheal Bays Animal PLanet!!!

Also I want David Attenborough to do the narration!

It would do a lot more for animal rights than PETA

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Buddy, I been here so long, *takes long melancholy drag of a stale candy cigarette* the cringe I’ve SEEN, the DIsCOuRSe—“Who’s fucking angels” That’s not a question thats a kink of old and the old mystery is how I managed to survive the SuperWhoLockian phase of my life w/o dying of embarrassment

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Reblog to give a trans girl a really cool sword

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I fucking hate it when Gamers™️ rise up 😔

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Listen I’m not saying we should be like the French and gatekeep language to the point of having a Ministry, fuck you franc’s🖕🏽All I’m saying is some oversight might be nice

Like why is “Kindergarten” what we call pre education? Why is spelling it “Kindergarden,” considered wrong when the word “Garten” is just fucking Garden…listen I’m not here to talk about syntax, I’m here to shit on Europeans. And quite frankly (winkers), Kindergarten has too much Cabbage Patch energy which we all know is horrifying. Wtf Deutschland.