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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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I had a dream that Nintendo released these cheap and impractical plastic Pikmin chairs and I got so excited I accidentally bought 30 of each
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Do not trust people like me. I will take you to anime conventions, and the manga section of the library, and Hot Topic, and kiss you in every sugoi place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like stale pocky in your mouth. Watashi will destroy you in the most kawaii way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people desu
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.
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I hate when you catch yourself having a thought that hints at deeper insanities than previously imagined
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BORN TO DO NOTHING WORLD IS A OVERWHELMING 鬼神 Put Em All Off 1989 I am executive dysfunction man 410,757,864,530 THINGS TO DO
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DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:
tsuchinoko not real
tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”
its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)
its okay Capture tsuchinoko
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if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal
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here's the gif if anyone wants it
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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
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art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet
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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
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like to charge reblog to cast
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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️
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when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down
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