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Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.

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Big gay bird in my house

Big gay bird in my car

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Big gay bird in my car

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By the way if you want to make these for yourself or someone you know, I put a guide and a template up here on carrd.

I made em business card size for easy wallet storage if you want to give them out to your friends like the big nerd you are. Business cards are also pretty cheap to print.

I was serious when I said I wanted to create Ojisan Cards for people I know. Here's shiny Eric Church in his Luchador persona for his memorial tomorrow.

Thanks to @radiodark who made the background on the art and @softlyfiercely who helped me put holographic film on these. I think our friends in the Baltimore Rock Opera Society are gonna love them.

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I was serious when I said I wanted to create Ojisan Cards for people I know. Here's shiny Eric Church in his Luchador persona for his memorial tomorrow.

Thanks to @radiodark who made the background on the art and @softlyfiercely who helped me put holographic film on these. I think our friends in the Baltimore Rock Opera Society are gonna love them.

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One of my best friends went to see Weird Al in concert and he called her Joan of Fart

Someone called me "the Weird Al of children's music" the other day and I think I want to put that on my resume

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Someone called me "the Weird Al of children's music" the other day and I think I want to put that on my resume

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We have icecream trucks in Australia wdym your ex thought they were made up

I dunno man we met in Melbourne maybe there's some kind of law against ice cream trucks there

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For the purposes of this poll, I am referring only to migratory ice cream trucks. Stationary vehicles that serve ice cream are not included. No nuance because I ran out of options.

Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.

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One of the turtles at my work has been in quarantine in a dog pool for her eye infection, but she likes looking out of the porthole.

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cheese's growth makes me so happy absolutely love the updates you share :) absoulte birb 10\10

Thank you I'm so proud of him!

One of the biggest changes I see in him is that he makes facial expressions now. It might not seem like a big deal, but when we first took him in, he only had one facial expression:

Now he's becoming attentive to me and his surroundings and forming opinions about things. It feels so big to see him show interest in stuff. Cockatiels are usually chatty and opinionated little guys and it was so strange that he was such a quiet stuffed animal for the first year or so after I adopted him. But I think there's been a real bird in there the whole time, just unsure of how to express itself.

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Fun Cheese fact: when he sees a crow or a hawk outside, he does an alarm call that sounds just like an alarm clock. He also occasionally does this when I vacuum.

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I left him on the lawn for a minute while I went inside to grab something and he flock called me. 🥺 He wanted to know where I went!!

Guess who got in the adventure backpack for the first time today.

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It's still pretty uncommon to see Cheese visibly enjoying himself but he is having a GREAT time out here beeping at the bees and the outside birds. All of his body language screams "highly interested." He's growing so much.

Guess who got in the adventure backpack for the first time today.

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Guess who got in the adventure backpack for the first time today.

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Old people, too. My elderly neighbors are frothing at the mouth for a backlash to the Trump administration. Not all of them are able to attend events in person. But I just saw this post on Facebook for the group "Grandmas Defending Democracy."

Many of the direct actions I have witnessed were organized and enacted by grandparents. Many old people are your allies. Include them in your activism!!

tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.

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Marzipan is getting her CDL

Today when I arrived at the park to lead a preschool story hour there were a bunch of construction vehicles doing unannounced digging. Normally this would be a real bummer, as it would be really distracting from the story. However, I somehow picked the perfect book from the library for this very situation:

The construction workers have also agreed to take a break to let the kids touch the machines after the story.