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Heather, heathen, 18+ bi disaster. I write a few fics and mostly headcanons. Currently enamoured with pretty boys in metal bands. Sometimes I post about rescue cats! (tagged Cat Chronicles) feel free to ask about them
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Somehow this lady is STILL pregnant, slept on the bathroom floor last night sure she would've had them, but they're still baking.
both name choices for her so far have been vetoed too, but she's just such a sweetie pie.
Alright folks, she’s still pregnant, but I think that will be changing soon, guesses on how many kittens and what colors they may be?
No clue on what the dads may look like, but this lady is Big
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Alright folks, she’s still pregnant, but I think that will be changing soon, guesses on how many kittens and what colors they may be?
No clue on what the dads may look like, but this lady is Big
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Guess who picked up another freshly abandoned pregnant cat :)
#last years rescue babies are ALMOST to their birthday#tossed out the same place as always#sweetest little malnurished lady#and she is BIG#Cat Chronicles#back on my bullshit (<- rescuing cats)
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what the fuck goes on in the ballet community bc I just found the most cursed posters of all on ebay
#body horror#I am tagging that okay the first deserves it#does someone really have that up somewhere as a poster#is that supposed to be motivational#ballet
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Godzilla x Kong spoilers
mini Kong looking so cute then being such a little shit and Kong keeps going along with it
"where the FUCK is this kid taking me" (slave ape hell)
Godzilla charging up with that bisexual power to see Mothra again
Kong literally just standing there and Godzilla hopping thousands of miles just to beat that mother-fucking monkey's ass, like she's been eating titans all day and he steps on to her fucking planet and she is there to knock him shitless.
Shimu is so pretty and I love her. :(
#godzilla x kong spoikers#people CLAPPED at the end of the movie??? I have never had that happen in a theater
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Imagine falling asleep on Trevor while snuggled up on the couch and he gets the "Good Boyfriend" idea to carry you to bed, except, his own lanky strength limits did not occur to him in his brilliant (and very sweet, well intended) plan.
And he immediately drops you, instead giving you the awful wake up of landing on your ass on the hard firehouse floor with your boyfriend standing over you and gaping at when he just did.
"I am so sorry. I am so sorry-"
#it ain't much folks but it did come to mind#trevor spengler x reader#Trevor Spengler#Ghostbusters x reader#my stuff
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I've always lived in the woods, multiple different woods, and I'd like a house in the woods, but I want flood lights across that whole place. front and back. I hear or sense any kind of fuckery and one switch fucking vaporize it with LEDs.
#that time the vapor light was out at my grandparents and there was whistling in the back 40 at midnight#listening to creepy podcasts#to every strange noise I've been sent outside to investigate#'just have a gun or a weapon or a big dog'#they have nothing on the blinding power on every goddamn thing#person? coyote? deer? inexplicable creature come to terrorize or kill me? how many watts to smite your waning soul
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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.
1:A song you like with a color in the title
2:A song you like with a number in the title
3:A song that reminds you of summertime
4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5:A song that needs to be played LOUD
6:A song that makes you want to dance
7:A song to drive to
8:A song about drugs or alcohol
9:A song that makes you happy
10:A song that makes you sad
11:A song that you never get tired of
12:A song from your preteen years
13:One of your favorite 80’s songs
14:A song that you would love played at your wedding
15:A song that is a cover by another artist
16:One of your favorite classical songs
17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18:A song from the year that you were born
19:A song that makes you think about life
20:A song that has many meanings to you
21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22:A song that moves you forward
23:A song that you think everybody should listen to
24:A song by a band you wish were still together
25:A song by an artist no longer living
26:A song that makes you want to fall in love
27:A song that breaks your heart
28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29:A song that you remember from your childhood
30:A song that reminds you of yourself
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why wont my earbuds pair with my computer??
#please I am new to bluetooth#whyyyy#they paired with my phone instantly and so nice#it will say my phone can pair but not them#even when I turned off phone bluetooth so they earbuds weren't connected
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the amount of times I've been told I look like I would have a motorcycle, been asked if I have a motorcycle, have been told I should get a motorcycle.
#I find it hilarious really.#and that the biggest advocate is my MOTHER#I was told twice today alone#and this was happening long before i got harley davidson boots
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I WILL run 1/8 mile to hide in a bathroom to not deal with a fedex guy at work.
#I heard that truck park and started BOOKING IT#any other driver I am fine with#I don’t mind unloading trucks at all#but if you can avoid people that make you uncomfortable without being faulted- DO IT#I have just realized he also uses the bathroom I am hiding in (it’s closest) maybe I’ll just die in here so he has to leave
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big fan of this dynamic
#this is the post that got me to watch Lisa Frankenstein#and I was NOT disappointed#movies that are here for ROMANCE#need more of this genre exactly#as a kid Warm Bodies was THE romantic movie to me and I was right.
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shame to say my mother has become a religious wackjob in the recent years, but I had some very tame Ghost on in the car earlier, specifically Call Me Little Sunshine comes on, and she asks "did that just say (heavily butchered pronunciation) Mephistopheles?"
like idk, I'll look up the lyrics, tell her, yes. it did.
song's often on the radio, but apparently a religiously censored version.
she lets out SUCH a sigh of relief and goes "Okay, I thought I was just hearing that."
sure thing lady, someone's just suddenly whispering 'mephistopheles' to you at 3pm in the car.
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is it just my voice kink acting up or is the concept of a radio host an attractive job
#like if you find that person attractive is that a hot job to have#yes I know it's 1am I should just be sleeping#could sleep better with a sexy radio voice lulling me to sleep#yes this all starting with WTNV it's transparent#also that one picture of Ricky Olson in the red plaid has given me brain worms since I saw it
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what is a cursed name to you specifically? like you have met multiple people with this name that are just fucking awful that it feels like a red flag?
mine is 'Ken'
#my mother's is mike/michael#Ken you have made me dread going in to fucking work I cannot fucking stand you
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I'm gonna put my money down right here, right now. if I'm finally able to get a hysterectomy, I will write, not matter how bad it is, and post, a fic of Eyeless jack removing your uterus, and eating it.
put my name down because I will do it.
#I have been researching and looking up doctors for hours#I finally get this done and I will write the fic I was asking for since 2014#I will fucking do it.
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my cat Ivar has a condition that I never remember the name of so I just refer to it and his $100 bag of food as "he is diagnosed with penis suffering"
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