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Will there be another shapeshifter for the chief of security in DS9 season 8?

no, odo came back in the first episode <3

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Is it okay to write fic about some of the ideas you post?

Absolutely! (And please tag me if you do bc I'd love to read it)

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Ezri loses her voice. Rather than cancel all her appointments, she asks Kira to speak for her.

Due to a holosuite malfunction, Julian finds himself trapped in a seemingly endless hallway full of doors. Only one of them leads to the exit. Behind the rest,

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Garak catches the Bajoran winter flu and spends most of the episode in sickbay alternating between complaining about a nonexistent draft, telling outlandish stories to Julian and the nurses, and claiming that he may die, when in fact the illness is no worse than the common cold of the 21st century, but unfortunately just as uncurable.

Weyoun introduces Vulcan kal-toh to the Vorta Homeworld, and it quickly becomes a hit. It is quickly outlawed, however, after Prime Minister Keevan sits on a piece which somehow found its way into his chair.

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Weyoun is both a security officer AND a physician's assitant in this timeline? Or is each episode from a different timeline/merely hypothetical and not necessarily a part of the same season?

It can be however you want to read it, really. But I would remind you that in Star Trek: Voyager, Lieutenant Tom Paris is both the pilot and a nurse, so Weyoun could feasibly be both a security officer and a physician’s assistant in the same timeline.

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Lwaxana Troi arrives on the station and goes to the security office to see Odo, but instead finds Deputy Weyoun at the constable’s desk. The two hit it off immediately and bond over Funny Stories About Odo, much to Odo’s displeasure.

Garak purchases a special candle from Quark to try to ward off the spirits which haunt his shop, and invites his Bajoran spiritualist friend back to say a prayer, but accidentally ends up setting a rack of Andorian sheep’s wool on fire in the process.

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A transporter malfunction leaves Quark and Odo stranded on a small, barely habitable moon at the far end of Bajoran space, and they must wait for someone to find them as communications are down and the only technology they have is a tricorder and a comm badge. Can Kira and Ezri track them down before they fall prey, either to the vicious animal inhabitants of the moon or each other?

Julian argues with a Bajoran spiritualist about the sinful nature of balloon animals.

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Shortly after the O’Briens’ departure from their visit to DS9, all the characters in various holoprograms suddenly begin turning into dogs, sending several Quark’s patrons into a panic. After further investigation, it is discovered that Molly’s game Puppy Playtime 4 was left jammed in Holosuite 2′s disc reader.

Someone has eaten Weyoun’s entire gallon of rippleberry sherbet and Morn is being unusually quiet.

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Quark purchases the latest edition of the Vulcan Love Slave holo-series from an anonymous source. The program, however, turns out to be corrupted with a virus which takes out half of the station’s systems, including communications and security, allowing a band of space pirates to attempt a siege of DS9.

Colonel Kira, Odo, Dr. Bashir, and Ezri find themselves stuck hiding in the Jeffries tubes with a large and very pungent bowl of hasperat stew. From there, they must figure out how to take back the station.

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The station’s artificial gravity grid has gone out, leaving everyone floating aimlessly through the station. The new chief engineer is forced to call Miles O’Brien over subspace for help, but as the chief is walking him through the repair, Kasidy Yates-Sisko has suddenly gone into labor, forcing Julian to conduct the first emergency zero-G delivery in over almost two centuries.

Brunt arrives on the station, but is unable to make it much further than the corridor beyond the airlock before losing his footing.

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Colonel Kira begins receiving what she believes to be a coded message over subspace, and sets up a team of experts to help her decode the messages and investigate where they might be coming from, only to learn that they’re being transmitted from the U.S.S. Enterprise every time First Officer Commander William T. Riker sits on a computer console and are essentially meaningless.

Odo struggles to help Weyoun get over his Pixie Stix addiction.

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Odo is excited to have discovered an old Earth detective game called Clue, but after losing two rounds in a row to Nog and Jake respectively, he contemplates whether or not he should resign as chief of security.

For the past week Weyoun has only eaten strawberry banana yogurt. Julian fears he may have to intervene.

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I saw a post earlier which was talking about Damar dying and I was legitimately like, “Wait. Damar died?” I also forgot Garak moved back to Cardassia at the end of the series. I guess you could say I did NOT Keep Up With The Kardashians Cardassians.

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The first Betazoid royal wedding since the Dominion War is set to be held on Deep Space Nine. Knowing how extravagant Betazoid clothing is, Garak is intent on asking the bride if he can design the gown.

While battling a severe toothache which was the result of biting down on a particularly hard jumja stick, Julian struggles to find a way to tell Garak the truth about traditional Betazoid weddings.

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Quark sells Julian a new holo-program based on a classic espionage mystery story filled with action and romance. Halfway through, however, the story changes, and Julian is forced to witness his associate, who has suddenly been turned into a man with a funny voice wearing a large, dirty brown jacket, tell him he loves him before being absorbed by some sickly black goo.

Dax challenges Worf to an arm wrestling contest. They have been at it for nearly an hour with no clear winner.

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Quark sells Julian a new holo-program based on a classic espionage mystery story filled with action and romance. Halfway through, however, the story changes, and Julian is forced to witness his associate, who has suddenly been turned into a man with a funny voice wearing a large, dirty brown jacket, tell him he loves him before being absorbed by some sickly black goo.

Dax challenges Worf to an arm wrestling contest. They have been at it for nearly an hour with no clear winner.

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Garak is determined to finally get to the bottom of just where the voices in his dressing rooms are coming from, so he hires a Bajoran spiritual medium. Her conclusion? The station is haunted, but it’s probably fine since it’s been about a decade and nothing has happened. She promptly leaves.

Odo is having trouble trying to write lyrics to his new song “Spaceship Fly” and asks Jake for help.