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its so much and its dishonest work

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Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

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“What’s going on?” “Something you wouldn’t recognize. It’s called love.”

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healing potion, use with caution

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thrrowing away batteries feels so bad i feel like i should eat them

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@chutzpahhooplah

A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I'm like "You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days"

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“but what if my friend gets offended and hates me and refuses to speak to me after i set a boundary” easy peasy! that is not your friend. hope this helps

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i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

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hope is a skill

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Ducks from Zookeeper World

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something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke

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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

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straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

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Name: 2005

Skill: Going Fucking Ape Shit

Quote: How’s about you’se comes down here and gets what’s coming to yuh’s?

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