eatingfloorboards
eatingfloorboards
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he/it - femme lesbianartist & writerI do not have splinters from eating floorboards :( i promise
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eatingfloorboards · 9 days ago
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do yall think leigh intentionally made the Kerch language for the show not have a "y" equivalent because both wylan and marya have y's in their names and she wanted there to be an inherent othering of them
just a thought yk
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eatingfloorboards · 14 days ago
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Basira denying a too-curious-for-his-own-good horror podcast protagonist a gun, compilation, 2019-2025
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eatingfloorboards · 15 days ago
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rereading crooked kingdom and remembering how badly netflix fucked up the wesper arc. while having the perfect wylan and jesper. i KNOW they aged them up but their netflix arc is INCORRECT!!! i miss my book crows and i know the actors must have also missed the book crows
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eatingfloorboards · 26 days ago
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within the life series and wider watcher lore martyn and ren are bound by their souls but martyn and grian are bound by their unchanging fate
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eatingfloorboards · 28 days ago
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Gift for @stellarfoam @mcytblraufest
Gem (narrator): Through all these lifetimes,
Pearl: Hi Gem! Whatcha drawin'?
Gem, startled: Nothing!
Gem (narrator): Somehow you remain the constant.
Gem: You're mean!
Gem (narrator): I'm glad we're here. Despite everything. But... I guess a part of me just wishes that we could've been friends there too.
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eatingfloorboards · 1 month ago
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Saw cowboy SMP them designs and IMMEDIATELY had to draw them being idiots. Is this what gets me out of my drawing slump? Who knows...
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eatingfloorboards · 1 month ago
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TMAGP 41 spoilers
can we talk about the way gwen was acting about alice at the start of this ep. More so. Can we talk about how celia was treating gwen and alice's dynamic. There is just this air of curiosity on gwen's part that is NOT just concern for a coworker.
The quotes "What did you last check?" And "Gwen, there's know shame in being worried about her." Just set such a tone that there's ~something~ more at least on gwen's part, even though she denies it
Also "I'm sure she's fond of you" is crazy guys. When will gwen and alice be gay. Guys
and appreciate for Anusia's acting choices pls. She's such a perfect gwen and I adore the way she is able to create this stern & prissy yet confused and utterly out of her element character. Whenever I relisten to tmagp in order I'm definitely going to pay further attention to her choices bc ugh. Theyre so good
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eatingfloorboards · 1 month ago
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I love Treebark because Martyn is the biggest fumbler in the world but he's physically incapable of fumbling Ren because Ren is so obsessed with him he'll simply watch Martyn fumble and pretend it's a hit. Does this make sense.
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eatingfloorboards · 2 months ago
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The second piece I contributed to the @mcyt-couture-zine , this one in collaboration with the incredible @earlrot ! I did the lines, he did the gorgeous colors/rendering, and we both brainstormed together on the outfit design. It was super super fun to collaborate with Earlrot on this artwork (everybody go compliment him rn!!!) and I absolutely adore how it came out :D
Design/progress sketches:
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My lines before color:
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eatingfloorboards · 2 months ago
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knight gem
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eatingfloorboards · 2 months ago
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Watching Empires s1 for the first time for fic research purposes and. I understand now just how sibling coded gem and fwhip are. I mean i already had a plan in place but. I understand even more
Its also funny bc watching empires is just giving me more and more ideas that lend well to what I already have established
The creativity is coming back as the weather grows warmer
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eatingfloorboards · 2 months ago
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I've officially listened to the first 4 episodes of TMA. They're VERY good, but at the end of every episode I kind of have to laugh because Jonathan is just like: "Yeah this guy that said he'd been attacked by an evil paranormal monster was later mysteriously found dead with the words 'THE EVIL PARANORMAL MONSTER DID IT' scratched into the wall beside his body. No idea if that has any relevance to his statement and there's clearly no evidence to support his testimony. Smh I can't believe Gertrude would even write this one down. She's so stupid this is obviously all fake. Fuck you Gertrude. You're a terrible archivist. Bitches will believe ANYTHING these days. End recording."
YUP.
Season 1 Jon is just an Asshole Like That and its quite silly
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eatingfloorboards · 2 months ago
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🌻 my piece for the @pearlescentzine ! im partnered with @hopepetal who wrote the fantastic fic with this for Secret Life! 💌
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eatingfloorboards · 2 months ago
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I have exactly two irl friends who follow this page and its extremely funny to me because neither of them having overlapping fandoms with me (as far as I am aware).
Like hell yeah. You dont know who these stupid minecraft men im making kiss are but. Ur enthusiastic. Hell yeah ive tried to get both of them into TMA and so far failed
Anyway. In burnout. Creativity soon hopefully... (i do suppose i could post some sketches)
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eatingfloorboards · 3 months ago
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This might be the most badass thing I’ve made in a hot minute
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eatingfloorboards · 3 months ago
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Tell me yalls favorite life series (or hermitcraft) character headcanons bc im bored
Here's one of mine: c!tango has hEDS and his wrists slip out of place a lot so he wears wrist braces that look like fingerless gloves. He also occasionally will wear finger ring braces when working on redstone
(Another one bc i can: c!pearl doesn't have her wings in life series but there are scars where they should be & she gets phantom sensations of them)
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eatingfloorboards · 3 months ago
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some outfit swaps!
technically a late one for D9 of hermit a day may :'D
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