college student, vegan, embodiment of chaos. 27yo. i spend more time in the er than at the bar. i'm the personification of ur inner thoughts.
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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behold: the dress!! it's so freaking cute oh my gosh and is the perf length 🩷

just thrifted the world's cutest dress and turns out it's a kids size 3 😂😂 it fits perfectly but i didnt see the tag until i was putting it on in the car lol
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just thrifted the world's cutest dress and turns out it's a kids size 3 😂😂 it fits perfectly but i didnt see the tag until i was putting it on in the car lol
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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month
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do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like
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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart




edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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Lesbians that are really into horror movies are the only people whose opinions on media I will always respect
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im going to the beach for like 8 or 9 days with my aunt and uncle and im feeling HIDEOUS how will i look cute in my bikinis when im not cute at all 😭😭
#need to get skinty and cute but how its just a few weeks away#situps and walking and calorie deficit 👍#beach body is ultimate motivation#text#text post
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!
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things I want in my home but it’s just peace and quiet and no yelling
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