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neil josten really saw aaron kill a rapist and was like, "hey i should do that" and then he did. twice. incredible.

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the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

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there are three kinds of players

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Lion dancers practicing out of costume

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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

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Curious Zelda

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

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dudes are rocking at unprecedented levels

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pimms + noah kahan, stick season

as you promised me that i was more than all the miles combined you must have had yourself a change of heart like halfway through the drive 'cause your voice trailed off exactly as you passed my exit sign kept on driving straight and left our future to the right

for @ohyoufool <3

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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

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GET WEIRD!

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https://bakingmischief.com/small-batch-monster-cookie-bars/

Small-batch Monster Cookie Bars - These flourless Small-batch Monster Cookie Bars are easy to make and come out gooey, peanut buttery, and perfect every time.

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Is this how you roll?

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Oliver shared this video on his insta stories (9/3/24) creator: lvfrcaptnswns