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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself

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I made this comic in very early covid lockdown

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I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense

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started playing isat last night

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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

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I mean, if we really wanted comic book movies to be faithful to the source material, rather than spending $100 million on one movie, what you’d do is give $20 million each to five different directors, release all five resulting movies in theatres at the same time, and make sure that each movie’s plot refers to the events of all the other movies’ plots in such a way that whichever of the five movies you watch first will be entirely incomprehensible and every possible viewing order is wrong.

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They should invent a not being exhausted

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If it really was a World Wide Web the spiders would be going nuts that’s for sure

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

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Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok

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appropriate note count.

It's time

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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast