eeveelvl37
eeveelvl37
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eeveelvl37 · 5 days ago
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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eeveelvl37 · 5 days ago
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What a professional leaf jumper
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eeveelvl37 · 8 days ago
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pride month ended 2 days ago and they’re still here
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my really good concept sketch
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eeveelvl37 · 11 days ago
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I've had this headcanon rattling around in my head for a while
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eeveelvl37 · 12 days ago
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eeveelvl37 · 12 days ago
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"when the friend who always cancels starts soft launching a headache" wow! i hope you specifically are maximally inconvenienced by someone else's illness today
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eeveelvl37 · 12 days ago
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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.
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eeveelvl37 · 12 days ago
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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children
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eeveelvl37 · 14 days ago
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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.
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eeveelvl37 · 14 days ago
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she is still learning
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eeveelvl37 · 18 days ago
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Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!
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eeveelvl37 · 18 days ago
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eeveelvl37 · 18 days ago
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Sometimes.... the price is wrong
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eeveelvl37 · 18 days ago
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painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night
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eeveelvl37 · 18 days ago
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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eeveelvl37 · 18 days ago
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POV This is your 46th time dying to Jevil and Kris is starting to Snap
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eeveelvl37 · 18 days ago
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may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm
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