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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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pride month ended 2 days ago and they’re still here

my really good concept sketch
#OH I DIDNT REALIZE IT GOT POSTED#UWAH#YAYYYYY#their shadow humonculous child 💜#STILL SUPER FUCKING CUTIE#I put this on the fridge and look at it all the time#or perhaps on the wall above a chair of sorts who knows#💫
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I've had this headcanon rattling around in my head for a while
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"when the friend who always cancels starts soft launching a headache" wow! i hope you specifically are maximally inconvenienced by someone else's illness today
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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.
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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children
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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.
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painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night
#as the judging audience and the endless performer both I find myself the most fascinating character to behold#am I missing the point of the post? oh most definitely#anyways this is what a private vent twitter is for#have a couple of friends you aren’t even sure will see (and at least two you are) follow you there#and any post you make becomes a momentary soliloquy#any thought that serves to be too loud#that must be spoken somewhere for someone to see#whether or not anyone cares is moot the point is to be seen
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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POV This is your 46th time dying to Jevil and Kris is starting to Snap
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may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm
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