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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

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i painted………………. a boy.

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she keep me worm

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never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

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I can’t put it off any longer..

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What’s wrong dear? You’ve hardly touched your Crunchwrap Supreme...

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tag yourself (x)

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Bring It On (2000) dir. Peyton Reed

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enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

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i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

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I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies

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A Day of Summer by Betty Miles, illustrated by Remy Charlip, 1960