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idk I just immediately thought of Them when I saw this lmao 😎

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kind of kimhan shonen

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Screenshots mostly from @dailyayao

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat/Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Characters: Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat, Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun, Khun Tankhun Theerapanyakun Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Rescue Missions, Guns, Canon-Typical Violence, How Do I Tag, Angst with a Happy Ending, Protective Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Feral Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, BAMF Chay, Kim POV, He’s not having a good time, yes beta we have bodyguards Summary:

Traffic streaks past his windows like colorful headstones, tempting Kim to engrave himself on them as he tests the limits of his reflexes dodging through Bangkok traffic. Thirteen hours left. Kim regrets ever learning that statistic as he brings his foot down harder on the gas pedal of his BMW. Twenty-four hours after you’re abducted, your chances of being found drop to nearly zero percent. The chances are probably a little higher when you have the resources of a mafia empire and don’t have to deal with negligent law enforcement. Still, Kim’s knuckles are white on the wheel.

a.k.a the obligatory bottom kidnapping fic

Important note: This work is incomplete with no plans to finish

Heyyyy long time no see :’) I was working on this fic here and there but I simply do not have the time these days, so! Uploading this now so that it can leave my drafts. Please give it a read and let me know what you think!

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat/Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Characters: Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat, Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun, Khun Tankhun Theerapanyakun Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Rescue Missions, Guns, Canon-Typical Violence, How Do I Tag, Angst with a Happy Ending, Protective Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Feral Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, BAMF Chay, Kim POV, He's not having a good time, yes beta we have bodyguards Summary:

Traffic streaks past his windows like colorful headstones, tempting Kim to engrave himself on them as he tests the limits of his reflexes dodging through Bangkok traffic. Thirteen hours left. Kim regrets ever learning that statistic as he brings his foot down harder on the gas pedal of his BMW. Twenty-four hours after you’re abducted, your chances of being found drop to nearly zero percent. The chances are probably a little higher when you have the resources of a mafia empire and don’t have to deal with negligent law enforcement. Still, Kim’s knuckles are white on the wheel.

a.k.a the obligatory bottom kidnapping fic

Important note: This work is incomplete with no plans to finish

Heyyyy long time no see :’) I was working on this fic here and there but I simply do not have the time these days, so! Uploading this now so that it can leave my drafts. Please give it a read and let me know what you think!

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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

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did i ever tell you guy about the time i got stuck in a room with the kpop band BTS in the santiago airport in 2017

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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

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via studio_on_saturn @ instagram | 07022024

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reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

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my fingers are so cold rn does anyone want the worst handjob ever?

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Would you rather starve to death or die of hypothermia?

Hypothermia takes like 25 minutes and starvation takes FORVER! Whichever serial killer is planning my untimely demise: thanks for asking?

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this is beautiful

please wear headphones (or be ready for some wild dialogue) before turning the audio on. but also, please turn the audio on.

(credit to Grant MacDonald and Jeff Satur)

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Just come with me. Where are we going? We can’t do it at the library, you can’t make noise there. My office is better. Your office?

SEMANTIC ERROR | EP 6

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Since I’m back on tumblr I thought I’d repost my old comic from 2018. A lot of things have changed since then and sometimes a dried out ‘never give up’ doesn’t quite hit anymore. But even when burnout sometimes feels less heavy, this brings back some hope.