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This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received

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bingo

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It took the Ring two seconds to make both Isildur and Gollum claim it as their own.

It didn’t take much longer for it to make Bilbo do the same, as he kept it as the key “trick up his sleeve” during the Quest for Erebor and never considered harming it.

But in 17 full years and 6 months, it couldn’t make Frodo claim it. It took being inside Mt Doom, the place where its power was absolute and drowned out all othere, to get Frodo to claim it.

Inside Mt. Doom, no bearer can resist the Ring. They will inevitably claim it there. But literally ALL of the other Ring-bearers who ever claimed it did so outside of Mt. Doom.

The Ring never needed to apply its utmost, Cracks-of-Doom-level pressure to make anyone claim it. Frodo was the only one who resisted it so long and so well that it had to force itself upon him and break him just to get him to regard it as his own.

Frodo Baggins is the strongest mortal in the Third Age of Middle-Earth and no, I am not accepting questions at this time.

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Guys will literally become a servant to eldritch gods and help with their malicious schemes, and get a cool jacket before going to therapy

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nightmare time is so funny to me. it’s required viewing if you want the full emotional payoff of npmd. hidgens fakes a scientific discovery and commits murder to fund workin’ boys. wiggly is one of five eldritch gods with separate cults around hatchetfield. virginity rocks. tgwdlm emma and paul might be an android and a clone respectively. ted spankoffski is the homeless guy. hatchetfield’s upper crust gamble on an underground child fighting ring. emma’s magic weed gives nighthawks psychic powers. there’s an immortal witch who made a deal with the lords in black to save the children of hatchetfield from monsters, she fakes a new identity every fifteen years. dylan saunders fucks a car—

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Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

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An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

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Starkid Innit related doodles because I still can't believe it actually happened

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'i've seen you conquer certain death - she's a rescue' has been playing on a loop in my head since sunday. I wonder how jamie lyn beatty how does it feel to be the most powerful and funny person alive

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i never post on here but i simply must. seeing sidekick back to back into rogues medley which also included feast or famine was one of the most surreal moments of my life. like what do you mean I am here and not just watching my homecoming digital ticket. what do you mean I am here and not watching apocalyptour. like what do you mean that happened. that's fake. shut up. climate change in person?? together??? fucking super friends???? high school is killing me????? it's got me all out of rhythm and my melody ??????????????? if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends??????????????????????????? this could mean??? danger??? (wow what an exciting new song they have never played live before it was so brave, new and exciting) get in my mouth???? get into my mouth?? welcome to toyzone, it's world renowned??? come on guys we're going to miss the train?????? who knows how fast this year's gonna go???????

everyone thought they were dreaming they couldn't believe their eyes???? so true a great descriptor of my experience

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anyway I went to starkid innit tonight and if I tell you the forgotten song graveyard medley was the funniest thing I've ever seen what would you do? hideous creatures, pays to be an animal, get in my mouth, land of the dicks, hermione can't draw, gotta find his dick all sung as incredibly sombre solos which were taken way too seriously is the only way to sing those songs ever again so sorry

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Matt Lang: shows are expensive the fairy queen could just be Kim in a dress sorry

Everyone, whipping out their credit cards immediately: BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CRICKET GOD BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CRICKET GOD

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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff