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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?
with THIS?????
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suck him good n hard thru his platemail
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Art by Eldar Akmanaev
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masking isnt enough anymore i need a powerful amulet
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nothing to be ashamed of
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I can't be cursed by The wizard council. My robe is too smooth. The ancient magics simply slide right off.
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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts
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i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia
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we're so lucky to get to eat so many staple grains tbh. like in early history you'd have to just eat what grew around you on a day to day basis like if you were born in asia hope you like rice if you were born in northern europe hope you like einkorn wheat. but i'm gonna eat rice AND wheat AND oats today. fabuloso
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Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life
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feeding my he/hims until they are all buff
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