Jurgen Klopp and his 20+ sons prt2
emre can aka the greatest human being ever born
model??? footballer??? both??? both is good
gets stick, comes thru w the best goal uve ever seen
invented good hair and looks
will fight you
one time he scored a overhead bicycle kick and its now been renamed TheEmreCAN
benzema tried it, he couldnt
kloppo loves all his sons equally but he loves emre can more, its tru
loris karius aka prince charming
goalkeeper, model, he can do it all
social media hoe
wore socks w slippers one time, i disowned him
hes a good man, likes to sing and dance
one time he fell off an uberboard…….
was bleach blonde for a while
parties in ibiza like he owns ibiza
dejan lovren aka he doesnt have a nickname the fuck (should be called the beeslayer cus ykno winkwink)
scored THAT goal v bvb,
will forever be a legend for it
is a big teddy bear
a jokester, laughs alot
the only person to touch emres hair and not die - a miracle
embarrasing dad to marko grujic
amazing dad to his real kids
nathaniel clyne, aka my underappreciated fave
U N D E R A P P R E C I A T E D
underappreciated
underappreciated
needs more love and appreciation
did the hip hop battle w studge, lost
appreciate hiiiiiimmmmmm!!!!!
will play every game, gets no love
simon mignolet aka saint simon
got stick, bossed goalkeeping and shut them up
angry bean
shot stopper
his defence lets him down, saves our damn ass
a pure
opened a coffe shop in belgium;
prolly to deal w the stress of his defence letting him down
hence the reason he needs free coffee all the time, i dont blame him
joel matip, aka he also doesnt have a nickname smh (it should will save lfc’s dumb ass even when they dont deserve it)
he was free,
we got our best defender for free, its a dream
we’re so lucky to have him
made defending his bitch
he scored one time it was emotional
he got injured one other time, our whole team fell apart and conceded goals like they live for it
also a good man
shamal george aka smolkeeper
came on as a striker in preseason, it was so great
dont be fooled by his nickname hes so tollll, toller than kloppo
so in love w his gf, im jealous
posted that ovie meme
got injured, i cried
future best goalkeeper in the world, i dont make the rules its tru
ben woodburn aka woody
everyones fave child
made us all fall in love w him in preseason
made his debut and then scored against leeds, everyone cried
mini stevie??? prolly
kloppo will protect him to death, no media hounds are getting near him
trents best friend
Trent Alexander-Arnold aka just trent aka utd are still prolly in his pocket
the other child we are all overly emotional over
started the utd game
made utd his bitch
seriously he was so boss, it was unbelivable
put that tounge away child
ben’s best friend, aka stuck to each other level of friendship
baby defender bossing defending, cries,
divock origi aka belgium babe
also scored v bvb
saved us alot in the 15/16 season then he got hurt
scored a wonder goal v bournemoth
it was seriously so good, i cant even describe it
did so much weight training he went up a shirt size-hulk is that you??? :DD
a child
danny ings, aka could be the best striker we’ve ever had if he didnt get hurt all the damn time
the pic above is an accurate representation of his past two years
got injured once, came back, got injured again
spends time w his dog and gf,
social media hoe 2.0
scored v everton which makes him a tru red
never not injured
marko grujic aka my son
a tol smol; toller than kloppo
celebrated like stevie in preseason; made us all so freaking emotional
dejan’s embarrassed son
stays home listening to Chantaje
snapchats music all the time
lives in a fancy ass apartment but is forever in his car
alberto morena aka spanish puppy
is a defender, is benched for a midfielder
grew a ponytail ditched it to go bleach blonde,
member of the brazillian squad
also too young to have a child
i dont think anyone ever knows what he’s saying they just go w it
hyperactive child
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Jurgen Klopp and his 20+sons prt1
ok so i saw this being done for other teams and i thought oh hey dork fc needs one of those thus this happened, inspo taken from those posts
jurgen klopp aka kloppo- manager dad to all the lads at lfc
cuddler
angry bean
everyones fave
the meaning of passionate
loves his sons more than life
celebrates like a mad man
everyone wants him to be there manager tbh, u cant have him hes ours
will defend these boys better than they can defend
Jordan Henderson aka hendo
captain
ANGRY BEAN,
will fight u and win
a good man
liverpool is his fave city and his face was priceless when he said it, fans died
bosses the midfield like he invented the midfield
captain dork, he takes after stevie, its a thing
james milner aka the purest man alive
vice captain
can play everywhere; has played everywhere
got hate but is our best player
underappreciated
scored from on his ass one time, it was glorious
a smol
adam lallana, aka llama
resident fluff ball
award winning sarcastic clapper
need ripped jeans??? call adam
quick feet lallana
celebrates by clinging to u, aka koala adz
kloppo’s fave son and neighbour
Philippe Coutinho aka lil magician
EVERYONE LOVES HIM
E V ER Y ON E
will score worldies and celebrate like theres no tomorrow
hes a smol w a child
P U R E ,
not pure on the pitch tho he will end u before u can even blink
samba dancer
sadio mane aka supermane
u think ur fave is good till u see mane and u realise they dont even compare :DDD
will destroy ur team
literal superman
one time we saw him cry and our hearts still arent healed
will save u and ur dumb ass team
robeto firmino aka bobby or angel :)
had a magical ponytail that had scoring powers which he cut off
he then lost those scoring powers (im lying he still has them)
will defend better than ur fave defender
blinding white teeth
is still a child w children
loves to party, all the time
samba dancer 2.0
Georginio Wijnaldum aka the brightest star in the universe
blinding smile, its so beautiful
bosses midfield
will save our ass
hes so pure and sweet
sang 3 lil birds w a child, it was great
neighbours w klavan, gets in trouble for playing loud music
steven gerrard aka captain fantastic
in my head he isnt retired
what even is retirement
is prolly kloppo’s fave
dad to the u18′s
we all still cry over him
shush he still counts ok
daniel sturridge aka dancing queen
dance dance dance all the time
u think u kno cool but ull never reach studge’s level of cool
won the hip hop battle twice , is v proud of it
a good man ok
deserves more
and by more i mean no fucking injuries
lucas leiva aka sunshine leiva
the epitome of sunshine
UNLUCKEEEEEEEEE
been here forever
had a party for it
tried to score v everton and made kloppo laugh
he finally scored after 6789 years and it was GREATTTTT, highlight of the season tbh
dad to the brazillians and the spanish puppy
joe gomez aka jomez or the tiny prince
when he came here he was so good
then he got hurt smh,
a puppy
did the hiphop battle w studge, came 2nd,
EMINEM IS GINGERRRRRR, WHEN WAS EMINEM GINGER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
an actual baby
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