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Ah, well, it’s just a bit worrying…

Hey Captain, why is the latest order telling us to head to magadan? Aren’t we needed here?

While I am not sure, something tells me we're out of the loop due to OPSEC (Operation Security) and it's a need-to-know basis at this time.

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Well we just wanted to get ya a nice gift but fuck it we’ll just do it anyways!

Ain’t ya birthday comin’ up boss?

Long answer; Probably? I don't know I've got more focus on my job than my memory of when my birthday is frankly. Admittedly it's a slight issue but this ship and the crew are my home and family respectively, so taking care of all this is much more important than me compared to the reminder I'm growing older and I'm single.

Short answer; I have no damn clue.

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Fuck that egotistical woman

Hey Boss, what happened to our internet?

THE FUCKING EELS DDoS'D US! THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE COULD FLY >=( DAMN YOU FAUST AND YOUR REGULATIONS

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We don’t need to shoot down an airship, I could just fly up to it and steal the engines when they’re not looking.

Come on, it’d be the funniest shit ever.

I’d need a more powerful heli, though.

-Altair

STEAL AN AIRSHIP FROM HARBOR

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Damn, what do we do now?

SHOOT DOWN AN AIRSHIP AND TAKE THE ENGINES

Why do we let Aiv access this blog again?

Hey Boss, what happened to our internet?

THE FUCKING EELS DDoS'D US! THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE COULD FLY >=( DAMN YOU FAUST AND YOUR REGULATIONS

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WHO THE FUCK PUT A RHIB IN THE CAFETERIA???

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Water supply is also laced and we can’t figure out how, why, or who did it.

crimplushie srcibbled with boardpen on yo face

*still unconscious*

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SOMEONE STOLE A RHIB

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Ntoth is

Woodward got fucking laced? Shit. First mate, assuming captain position. All captain questions, tasks, and concerns, redirect to me. Do you copy?

And if you find whoever did this, throw them overboard. If its that damned plushie, lock it in a safe THEN throw it overboard.

Giy ihg

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Woodward got fucking laced? Shit. First mate, assuming captain position. All captain questions, tasks, and concerns, redirect to me. Do you copy?

And if you find whoever did this, throw them overboard. If its that damned plushie, lock it in a safe THEN throw it overboard.

Giy ihg

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Right then. Now that I’ve gotten settled in… Heli pilot, callsign Altair, reporting for duty. Heh. Pilot feels weird to finally say. I’ll always be a sailor first and foremost, so don’t think I won’t help out on deck when it’s needed.

I’ve heard the stories about the Eminent Domain, and I’m excited to be working with you all. Especially after my… previous occupation. Anyways, I uhh, brought a new coffee machine for the ship, as some of you might have heard. Hope I made a good first impression with that thing. Thank you all for having me, I really appreciate the quick acceptance.

Thank you! And we also look forward to having ya on!

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Shit call medical-

Foolish Captain, I laced yo shit!

Wha- *falls over unconscious*

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Understood captain

Hear what? Maybe that Crimson plushie is back.

@therealcaptainwoodward CAPTAIN THE REC ROOM FLOODED, A PIPE BURST!

Well, i guess the swimming pool is bigger now?

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Captain we will need to cut off all water supply for the entire deck to fix it, but it will be done by dawn.

Hear what? Maybe that Crimson plushie is back.

@therealcaptainwoodward CAPTAIN THE REC ROOM FLOODED, A PIPE BURST!

Well, i guess the swimming pool is bigger now?

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ENGINEERING IS ON IT!

Hear what? Maybe that Crimson plushie is back.

@therealcaptainwoodward CAPTAIN THE REC ROOM FLOODED, A PIPE BURST!

Well, i guess the swimming pool is bigger now?

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Hear what? Maybe that Crimson plushie is back.

@therealcaptainwoodward CAPTAIN THE REC ROOM FLOODED, A PIPE BURST!

Well, i guess the swimming pool is bigger now?

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Since I don’t have intercom access and most of the crew sees this blog, anyone else hear that?