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If anything happens to her
I will kill everyone then myself.
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Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.
This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.
If we can, we are probably going to keep her.
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me at 3am doing art sleep deprived when i’m suddenly inspired
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Funfetti Cake Batter Martini
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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
SEE THIS WEBSITE?
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN"
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT EDIT: I HAVE SENSE BEEN INFORMED THIS WAS AN INACCURATE STATEMENT. IRAN IS NOT A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY AND THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY IS A PRETTY BAD TERM ANYWAYS. I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY MISINFORMATION AND THANK THE ANONS THAT BROUGHT THIS TO MY ATTENTION.
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
HOLY SHIT
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
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if before knowing about autism you always thought your meltdowns were just you being “too sensitive” raise your hand
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New poster for How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World!
#okay so remember that contest they had to draw a dragon and it’d get featured in a film#i shit you not this is literally what i did#i did a white night fury-esc creature that was white with blue accents#i legit cant remember the color of the eyes but im kinda laughing because 14 year old me was ahead of her time
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As a child, you often daydreamed about a world you invented and you would occasionally write about it. 10 years later, you hear many different voices whispering to you. They are the prayers of the inhabitants of your imaginary world. To them, it has been 1000 years since you abandoned them.
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Me, grumbling to myself as I go to class and singlehandedly gain hundreds of house points: I gotta do everything in this fucking house myself
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Okay but honestly if there isn’t an after credit scene in Avengers 4 of all the MCU heroes eating shwarma in a shwarma restaurant at a much much bigger table acting even more tired and exhausted then before then what’s even the point
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