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state of the blog 2k23

eh

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state of the blog 2k22

honestly i intended to use tumblr again this year but i didnt get around to it

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state of the blog 2k21

kind of wanted to use tumblr this year but i have a streak going yknow

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state of the blog 2k20

nor this year for that matter

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state of the blog 2k19

i did not use tumblr very much this year

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last item

“get shot” has been one of the items on my bucket list for a while and I just today started debating whether “get impacted but not penetrated by a bullet” counts

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if this happens ill come back

Do you think Verizon realized axing 30% of the site’s user base by banning porn was maybe not the best way of getting more ad revenue?

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this place is a marriage and part of a system of marriages pay attention to it

my sister, badgering me about my wedding: Are you going to have a bridal party?

me, gently aghast: No, of course not.

sister: Are you going to have maids of honor?

me: No.

sister: Can I be your matron of honor?

me: No! There's no honor here! Stop asking about this!

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my cosmic coincidence about a month before you made this post i also took a flight and watched aquaman for broadly similar reasons and when the captions read seahorses whinnying i felt the same human emotion i took a screenshot unfortunately the app blocked the video content but at least the caption is immortalized here

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I watched Aquaman during my flight back from New York because I wanted to see a stupid movie with beautiful underwater shots. When the captions read “[seahorses whinny]”, I realized that those tumblr posts that go “morosexual, already taking off their clothes” were actually pointing at some real human emotion

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crosses fingers in michael huemer

Of course, the problem is that this is the future many conservatives want. And because if the provision of SORNA is unconstitutional most of the U.S. Code is logically unconstitutional, conservative judges will have a plausible argument against any regulatory action made by a Warren or Sanders administration that offends them.

I mean they don’t have to wait for a new administration for this but I get the sense they’re being intentionally vague on this point.  I mean what happens when the supreme court suddenly says “goodbye” to a huge chunk of current law?

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fascinating im now in a sort of existential crisis thinking about no longer being fluent in my native language anymore sounds like a trip well good thing i chose to be born in the lingua franca country

re: instinctively downplaying how much Korean I speak when talking to Korean people I don’t want to talk to – it’s a nice trick and I kind of wish I could do it in English, but English was ‘the language I need to try extra hard to enunciate and express myself in’ for most of my life, and I can’t really turn that off – I expended inordinate effort ironing out any accent, hell if I know how to make it come back

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i must confess i am a bit confused by this arent you a native korean speaker do they just assume you arent if i tried this in english people would just assume i had a learning disability

re: instinctively downplaying how much Korean I speak when talking to Korean people I don’t want to talk to – it’s a nice trick and I kind of wish I could do it in English, but English was ‘the language I need to try extra hard to enunciate and express myself in’ for most of my life, and I can’t really turn that off – I expended inordinate effort ironing out any accent, hell if I know how to make it come back

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queues fucked

two point oh is anyway so im having to shuffle some dates around post hoc to satisfy myself

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test post please ignore

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doesnt even have two pages 1s posers

Therapist: Fibonacci Quarterly is not real and can’t hurt you

Fibonacci Quarterly:

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this by accident leads to tumblr users becoming incredibly healthy and conquering the world grimdark future

What will it take to convince Tumblr’s ad system that I don’t have Hodgkins Lymphoma?

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although I suppose it’s important to note that if I were to actually say “a’ight”, out loud, to another human being, it would instantly trigger my death animation.